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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i saw the pheasants stood by the side of the road, so i sowed a little, they sort of turned away from the road, so i thought, ok, cool, they're going back in to the field, and they were fucking bluffing, ran straight out in to the road, hit both. one of them was only wounded, but the car behind finished it off.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

but it is also people's fault. people buy them in their thousands for disgusting pigs to shoot them... then most of them don't even get eaten... apparently 90% of them live less than a year, and most of those get polished off on the road. poor birdies.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

which are the same, but expensive and noisy to boot.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

One of the little fuckers pecked me during a play at Newstead Abbey
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:19, Reply)

but that's pretty unlucky. like my friend's brother, who got pissed on by a tiger at the zoo, right through the bars. he said he smelled for DAYS.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)

they have beaks like ice axes
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

why didn't you just feed him the picnic? i would have done
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I gave one of them one of my Salt and Vinegar Sky Divers and then the cunt wouldn't leave me alone.
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

i mean, what's cooler than being followed around by a peacock?!
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)
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