Fucking hell, some people's idiocy never ceases to amaze.
uk.news.yahoo.com/schoolgirl-racks-up-%C2%A33-800-mobile-bill-on-new-york-holiday-through-continuous-facebook-updates-112530439.html
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

they should pay it for being fusking retards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

fusking right bro

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)

From the article
"Four days into the trip the teenager received a text from Orange warning she had gone over her internet data limit - and her bill had gone from its usual £50 to £320.

The company barred the teen from sending any more text messages or making calls - but did not block her data roaming."

You get that text message, you stop using 3G. You don't just assume data is free. Fucking idiot. Make them pay the bill.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)

look at her pathetic face, god I hate her
'Once they had reached the limit of their data bundle, the customer actively opted out of our roaming data cap so that they could continue to use data, effectively removing the in-built protection from large data roaming bills.'

cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Basically they've been fucking stupid
and their entire argument is "but the bill's really, really big".
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)

a teenager wouldn't know what a data cap is
I tell you what a teenager would have far better idea than my dad.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Strikethrough DUTCH

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)

If they're not capable of understanding the terms
they shouldn't be allowed access to them. Everybody's a bloody fool in that story, but especially the parents who've got no excuse whatsoever.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)

This one's a doozy as well.
uk.news.yahoo.com/naked-woman-distracts-man-while-robbed-122849082.html#xwAtaKD
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Can't blame anyone for that, really.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)

they prolly think it's some kind of Star Trek hat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

bit like my knob

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Your knob has bill on it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

yes. Hang on, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)

HAR HAR YOUR COCK'S A TOUCAN
TOUCAN COCK TOUCAN COCK
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)

long, hard and with a curve the girls just love?




ok this is getting weird now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I thought you said "a bill on it"
I may have got the wrong end of the penis, here.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)

classic 'base of the shaft' error

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:57, Reply)

FUCK OFF THAT'S OUT OF ORDER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

imagine him, sat on your cock staring at you with his eyes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)

This is why the stepson now has a capped contract.
3 months on the bounce of receiving £100+ bills was taking the piss. Now it's £15 a month and he can't go over it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)

haha, bet he HATES that
serves him right for taking the piss really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)

I really don't know how he did it.
He had unlimited texts, a huge data bundle and 500 minutes call time. We did make him pay for it, though - which practically emptied his savings account.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I'd refuse to pay for my child's phone bill.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

that's nice of you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Fuck 'em, if they want a phone contract, they can pay for it.
otherwise they can get pay as you go. A phone isn't a bloody right and it's certainly not my job to pay for it.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

You're my hero.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)

my ex's ex has paid £300 for my kid's birthday party the stupid twat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Erm, why?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

good question

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)

He wants to pound that pussy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)

At least he doesn't have a toucan-shaped penis.
UNLIKE MONTY
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I DO NOT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:05, Reply)

caCAW caCAW

( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:17, Reply)

It is a question I shall ponder over when I go and pick the missus up.
Which is about now, actually.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)