a new low
when have you scraped the barrel?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:09, 93 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Replying to this thread, probably.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)

i saw your jibe at my "words" you shit prick
how was interview No 3?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)

It felt like it went really well; I should know tomorrow if I've got it.
How's your jobhunting going, Nakers? I've just got back from my signing on interview, it's frightening how many people are still there that I worked with over 20 years ago.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

i dunno, not heard back from mine. Need to crack through some other potentials and get my CV out there
I have never set foot in a job center and no offence, but I hope I never do.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)

This is only the third time in 23 years I've ever had to sign on.
I'm hoping it's also the last.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)

when you said worked with, do you people still work there or are still looking for work there?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Former colleagues.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

i couldn't work in the same place doing the same joib for that long, it'd drive me bonker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Depends on the job I suppose.
I was in that environment for 11 years and it did drive me up the wall. Colleagues were mostly great; the job was fucking soul destroying. In the end I left to take a lower grade job just to get out; I'm glad I did as I ended up doing some really interesting work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Fuck this shit, I'm going home.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)

YM

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Help me, Nakers, I'm barely able to stay awake.
I'm so tired I might break down into fits of uncontrollable tears.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

have you tried being less of a pussy?
were you out last night?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I've tried, but it's not working.
I was out, but hardly late. I had a couple and was asleep by half midnight.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)

probably MS then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Punch coughing guy in the throat to help you stay awake

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I bet you often Scarpe Bottom

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)

ask me on sunday morning

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)

seeing greggs hat on sat night are ya?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

She'd better not be
there will be chaps lining up to clock him one.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

i am so out of thye loop, i thought he was just a prick?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)

I figure that's probably enough.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)

worse
battered/stunned/kroney/monty/lighty etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)

oh man, your rusty sheriff's badge is gonna get such a pounding

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)

and we'll ALL be thinking of you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:36, Reply)

I know I will be. You'll just be a handy recepticle.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)

bet you all standing around shuffling your feet, saying, 'You know what, I actually thought he'd come this time, look I made him a macaroni picture of Eddie Kidd jumping a flaming shark tank in his wheelchair just in case''

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

hahaha that is excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I just used five three letter abbreviations and one four letter abbreviation in a single bullet point :((((

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)

CSB

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:28, Reply)

I wish you were involved in a RTUCI while OOA

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

I don't know if I should have used OOS now I've sent it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)

use a OOO and fuck off to the pub

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Imma off in 5 mins for my three day weekend!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)

in i s three d with e g
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)

What no one, honestly no one got this?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)

i couldn't be arsed, can you type it out please?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

FFS
imma off with 5 men for my gay weekend
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)

^ BEST STRIKETHROUGH EVAH ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)

sure if you say so

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)

:(
Fuck you lot, I'm flouncing
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)

bye then

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)

you only get one of those with Typhoo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Fogle prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Bent spastic

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)

WHERE
O_o

o_O

O_O
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Fucking hell, some people's idiocy never ceases to amaze.
uk.news.yahoo.com/schoolgirl-racks-up-%C2%A33-800-mobile-bill-on-new-york-holiday-through-continuous-facebook-updates-112530439.html
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)

they should pay it for being fusking retards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

fusking right bro

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)

From the article
"Four days into the trip the teenager received a text from Orange warning she had gone over her internet data limit - and her bill had gone from its usual £50 to £320.

The company barred the teen from sending any more text messages or making calls - but did not block her data roaming."

You get that text message, you stop using 3G. You don't just assume data is free. Fucking idiot. Make them pay the bill.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)

look at her pathetic face, god I hate her
'Once they had reached the limit of their data bundle, the customer actively opted out of our roaming data cap so that they could continue to use data, effectively removing the in-built protection from large data roaming bills.'

cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Basically they've been fucking stupid
and their entire argument is "but the bill's really, really big".
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)

a teenager wouldn't know what a data cap is
I tell you what a teenager would have far better idea than my dad.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Strikethrough DUTCH

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)

If they're not capable of understanding the terms
they shouldn't be allowed access to them. Everybody's a bloody fool in that story, but especially the parents who've got no excuse whatsoever.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)

This one's a doozy as well.
uk.news.yahoo.com/naked-woman-distracts-man-while-robbed-122849082.html#xwAtaKD
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Can't blame anyone for that, really.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)

they prolly think it's some kind of Star Trek hat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

bit like my knob

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Your knob has bill on it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

yes. Hang on, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)

HAR HAR YOUR COCK'S A TOUCAN
TOUCAN COCK TOUCAN COCK
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)

long, hard and with a curve the girls just love?




ok this is getting weird now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I thought you said "a bill on it"
I may have got the wrong end of the penis, here.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)

classic 'base of the shaft' error

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:57, Reply)

FUCK OFF THAT'S OUT OF ORDER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

imagine him, sat on your cock staring at you with his eyes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)

This is why the stepson now has a capped contract.
3 months on the bounce of receiving £100+ bills was taking the piss. Now it's £15 a month and he can't go over it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)

haha, bet he HATES that
serves him right for taking the piss really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)

I really don't know how he did it.
He had unlimited texts, a huge data bundle and 500 minutes call time. We did make him pay for it, though - which practically emptied his savings account.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I'd refuse to pay for my child's phone bill.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

that's nice of you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Fuck 'em, if they want a phone contract, they can pay for it.
otherwise they can get pay as you go. A phone isn't a bloody right and it's certainly not my job to pay for it.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

You're my hero.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)

my ex's ex has paid £300 for my kid's birthday party the stupid twat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Erm, why?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

good question

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)

He wants to pound that pussy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)

At least he doesn't have a toucan-shaped penis.
UNLIKE MONTY
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I DO NOT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:05, Reply)

caCAW caCAW

( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:17, Reply)

It is a question I shall ponder over when I go and pick the missus up.
Which is about now, actually.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I'm not impressed with the run rate in the second innings.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Thank you, Andy Flowers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)

You should never play cricket when you've got the squits.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)

seeing as it's your birthday Imma give you 1/10 for this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:01, Reply)

does anyone want to talk about Eddie Kidd?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:03, Reply)

YES

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:06, Reply)

KIDDCHAT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)

gumnbghgumnbghgumnbghgumnbghgumnbghgumnbghgumnbghgumnbghgumnbghgumnbghgumnbgh

(_Battered_, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Typical Joey post! !!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:08, Reply)

He's no Jesus Christ Superstar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:12, Reply)