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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I AM IN THE PUB.
It's quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
:o(
I'm cropping product photography to provide detail shots to go on our website as secondary images.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Although, I've been at the bar for a good 5 minutes and no one has appeared to serve me.
There was a fat chuck who served the first pint, she's probably off eating somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Can't you just help yourself?
If anyone says anything, say you're in the trade and you could have them fired if you wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)
It's considered bad form to enter an unknown bar without an invite.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Worse than ignoring your customers?
FUCK 'EM
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)
So yeah, she turned up and served me, apologised for the wait,
She was changing a barrel apparently, I can forgive that.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Changing a barrel?
EATING A...FUCKING....PIE OR SOMETHING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)
like vampires?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)
No, he hates them

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Nut her in the gunt when she reappears.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Something tells me this one ain't gonna reappear until she turns up dead in a pub toilet across town in a week or two.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Ha, I'm actually in the death pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)
They always return to the scene

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Be careful how many you put on...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)
This afternoon is dragging, Findus
And I'm here until 5. Also, I asked Mrs Hats if I could spend £2500 on a guitar today and she said no. The BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Divorce her.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I fucking well should

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
That's well out of order.
I mean - that's sod all compared with, say, car prices.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I know!!
She just doesn't get me. Apparently I can get it, but "not now". Fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I'm starting to have serious doubts about this woman TH.
I mean just how selfish can one person be?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)
We're going to have a serious talk this evening

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Give me her number - I'll sort this out, don't you worry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Thx babe x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Yeah, kill her.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
But then who will I have sex at?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)
There's websites for all sorts now.
Handsome man like you with 2 kids and no hair will be rolling in sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)
You're right...I AM quite the catch

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)
More so if you're a widower
And you'll get to find out how many of your wife's friends fancy you
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Widower than what?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Than all of them, Twoey
You are definitely the widowiest
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
He could be a widowlicker

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Aw, thx hun x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
np bbz xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

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