Morning all
Good weekend? Do tell.

What is going on in the week ahead? My daughter is five today

Alt: what the fuck is it with kids today and stabbing each other?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 7:04, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Meh
I think I have sunstroke
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 7:35, Reply)

I stayed out of the sun for much of yesterday
by strolling through Epping Forest. Jolly nice it is too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 7:51, Reply)

I didn't know Battered even owned a forest

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 7:56, Reply)

Bunch of bonsai trees innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:06, Reply)

fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:12, Reply)

haha
Morning Batts, any news on the sofa theft?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:14, Reply)

The landlord got the police round yesterday. Surprised they even bothered to come round for something so mundane.
Waste of time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:16, Reply)

how does someone steal a sofa?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)

PR-ACTICE!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Not just one, but two sofas

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Garden furniture.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)

oh yeah I remember now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Climbed up the scaffolding next door, over the fence in to the garden, opened the gate from the inside.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Kilburn cunts
scaffolding next dorr was how my bike got knicked
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Morning sweetcheeks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Good morning hippy.
At a festival Saturday, gym and pub yesterday. Riveting stuff. Did you manage to get to her party? Happy birthday btw.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 7:58, Reply)

nah but tbh better for all concerned that I didn't

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:12, Reply)

Stag do, middle class fair selling upcycled tat, daughter's 2nd birthday party.
Alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:06, Reply)

How was the cricket?
I watched it in the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:08, Reply)

We won? I wasn't there if that's what you're suggesting?
I'll be at lords next week though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:10, Reply)

I was on a boating lake about 6 miles from Trent Bridge
and I heard the massive roar from the crowd it was at that point I realised we had won the first test.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:14, Reply)

I was at work, me and the chefs and about 5 customers all hunkered around a phone with the radio 5 coverage in a pint glass to amplify the sound.
Best cricket atmosphere ever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Jul 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Yeah spot on ta
Just had a few words with my nipper, seems like I'm going to see her later as well. Good stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Help! She's hitting me again.

(_Battered_, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:10, Reply)

stand up to bullies Eddie. Oh. Soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:14, Reply)

Alt: I'm asuming you're on about London's Wireless music festival?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:20, Reply)

As long as he's not going on about that fucking tree fayre again I don't care.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:20, Reply)

You had to bring that up didn't you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)

haha
It was the Woodstock of our time, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)

A small annoying bird friend for a dog?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)

A soup base made from tree bark?
Sounds more Tangle's kind of thing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Mmm

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Great thanks
Lazy Friday evening, went to Shugborough Hall on Saturday, as traffic made it near impossible for us to get to Warwick Castle, as planned.

Saturday night, went out for a fantastic curry, then had a BBQ yesterday, before some farewell drinks for a friend of mine (she's off to America, the bitch).

No plans for this week, just trying to save money now.

Alt: No fucking idea.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Morning
Yeah, great weekend camping, drinking and gradually changing from pasty white to an almost brownish colour.

The week ahead will include the launch gig for my band's album and one final attempt to rehearse the songs to a level suitable for such an event.

Alt: Kids demand more respect these days, they can't just let it pass if someone disses them. Some cunt's gonna get shanked.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Oh are you in a band?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)

I don't really like to talk about it much

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)

and they deserve that respect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)

79,246,396,809th person to have lived since history began
just so you know
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Well I for one hope that the living bit doesn't last much longer in your case.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)

history population estimates
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)

it's a lot of people to have lived in only 4000 years

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Who stabbed whom.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Was it you?
I bet it was wasn't it?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Don't make him angry.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)

I'm stupid at times, but not that stupid.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)

at times, but not that stupid
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Textbook.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Teach her to take so long to change a barrel, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)

change a barrel eat a pie
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Some prick stabbed another prick. They're always at it these days.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I watched that "attack the block" film by funny man Joe Cornish,
It was not as bad as I had thought it would be, but did seem to just reinforce unpleasant stereotypes of London .
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I watched about 15 minutes of it.
The 'acting' by the 'youths' was too poor for me to continue. I just couldn't face any more than that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Much better years ago when it was all beheadings. Particularly beheadings of drug dealers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)

The best thing about it is that the police don't even care.

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)

i stabbed Hartley's mum...
with my cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)