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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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who here can say that he isn't a tosser?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:25,
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YM.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:25,
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put the ouija board away
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:26,
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I'm not.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:25,
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The thing is
I think I agree with that (brain-mangler of a ) statement but then I find weird-ass chicks like you attractive.
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:25,
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You want to see her up close!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:26,
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I AM A HORSE
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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this sounds filthy
but i think that's just because i know who said it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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there isn't a bloke on this website who doesn't tug his disgusting pudding in a frenzy of sweaty internet self-love at least once a week
that makes you all tossers.
simple.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:26,
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Disabled lav on the 5th floor EVERYDAY.
You have to keep the spacks happy.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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you mean you make them watch?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:28,
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And then "spiderman" them.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:29,
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i'm sorry i stroked your cat now
god knows where that fur has been
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:30,
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Euphemism of the Day.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:33,
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You do know that cat fur isn't normally short and curly, and a cat's nose isn't that big, right?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:45,
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no wonder it spat at me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:50,
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That's their defence mechanism if you try and touch their eggs.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:57,
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Ha ha ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:30,
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Is that when you spunk so hard you plaster them to the cieling?
GO WEB GO, etc.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:35,
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yeah fuck that shit.
In the words of Jeffrey Lebowski, "I hate the fucking Eagles man".
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:28,
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