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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Battered's Camera?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Hahaha.
It's funny because he has a micro-penis.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:37, Reply)
it's in proportion AKSHULLY

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Is Proportion the lesser known eight dwarf?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Stunned poster \o/
Did you have your mixed grill?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Not yet.
I didn't even get a pint!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Sounds like your not even trying

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Why shouldn't you take the piss out of Battered?
Because its not big and its not clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Mmmmmwah!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Battered walks in a brothel and demands a prossie
when he gets to the room, he straps springs to his elbows and knees, turns out the light and proceeds to give the prosser a fucking of a lifetime.

'Wow' she exclaimed afterwards, 'I've never EVER been fucked like that, what's your secret?'

'Simple' our diminutive hero said, 'it's four-spring-dwarf-technique!'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)
the problem with this joke is
it makes people think about battered having sex.

and now i have sick in my mouth. acrid burny sick.

so thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)
it is an excellent joke

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)
I prefer the 4 Sprung Duck Technique version

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:31, Reply)
L.T.I.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)
NEVBER!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

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