that's really annoying
she should either leave micro with you and go shopping in peace (who the fuck wants to take a toddler shopping?) or wait.

however, she is the one who will have to deal with a tired and grumpy toddler, if she wakes her up. make your point, let her realise the error of her ways, i say. she won't do it again!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No I'm supposed to have micro this afternoon whilst she goes shopping. I've told her to let micro sleep. Why should the kid suffer so she can shop?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)

for the life of me i can't understand why she wants to take the kid shopping
kids ruin shopping. and they hate it. fact.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)

No. Micro will be with me. Except I have to wait until she wakes up, apparently this leaves my ex with insufficient time to go to ikea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

and she can't go to ikea and then collect micro on her way home because........?
i'm guessing you've tried this logic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Hahaha yeah, use logic when arguing with his wife about what is best for the kid

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)

i just can't understand why anyone would want to shop at ikea

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

The Ikea in the centre of Coventry is possibly the most hideous tin abomination.
Yet I am also slightly pleased that it is there, as it means I never have to set foot inside one ever again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

ikea in coventry
is there a more soul destroying place on the planet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I've only ever been in the one in Wednesbury, but I imagine not.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

i've been in a pie shop in wigan (technically it was closed because we were selling it, so no pies)
and a kebab shop in stockport. they came close.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Ikea in Wembley?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

at least that's within spitting distance of selfridges, if you spit HARD down the jubilee line

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

It must be like a George.E.Romero film.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

I hate really, really,really,really hate
Ikea^TM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)

It's The Shop That Makes You Want To Kill Yourself(c).
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

me and the wife have a deal, if she wants to go there I go to the
Decathalon^TM next door and launch golf balls into the driving net, as she is coming through of the checkouts she rings me to help load the car.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)

I had to venture down to the Furrock branch a few months back. Worked out what it was I needed online. Went in via the warehouse doors, found what I wanted in the warehouse and OUT.
10 minutes, tops. I was in my old local in Chelmsford by 11.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)

once AB, once only
never, never again will I cross that threshold
although I still use the three fly squatters for £1 that I Purchased
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I bet it was totally worth the 30 or forty quid in petrol you spent getting there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Yeah good job I wasn't abusing a company vehicle by doing lots of personel milage
at the time.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:35, Reply)

hate   hate
Ikea™ + want a zig-a-zig-ah
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)

*Gets with my freinds*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)

^^this
take a tired toddler shopping? Bad idea.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)