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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I smother them with a chloroform-soaked rag
Then remove their internal organs one by one and store them in Tupperware™
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I tried the Ikea storage tubs, but they don't last
I bought 3 different types in the same year! Just goes to show, you get what you pay for.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Are you battered's ex wife?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Yes
If by 'Battered's ex-wife' you actually mean 'distinguished bald man with a very smart beard'.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Good trademark recognition

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)
It's only fair
I've actually been past the Tupperware™ headquarters in Florida. Yep...quite the world traveller, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)
OK we get it
No need to broadcast it over the Tannoy™
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I haven't got time for this
I've got to Hoover™ the front room.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I would do it myself
only I am whacked out on Heroin™
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Cunt™.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Woah, good one
Isn't Adrenalin a trade name also? Sure I read that somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)
that's ritalin

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)
no, that was a margarine in the 80's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLiHX6eK2Eg
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Your a margerine from the eighties
in other news, MINI TOBERLRONES!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Giant Toblerone or GTFO

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I like to think this is how you pronounce it too.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)
my colleague brought back one of the salty almond ones from her holiday
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I can only assume a salty almond toblerone
is a normal toblerone dunked in docker spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)
This 80's advert did the song better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxELSzay2lc
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)

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