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So former terrorist Mandela is 95 today.
But then, if you'd spent 27 years resting you'd probably live to an old age eh?
How will you avoid the inevitable mass media hysteria when he snuffs it?
Alt: How long do you expect to live for?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:28,
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latest was 12 years ago)
That cock thread was developing "mad bantz"
you fucker.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:29,
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Badger, I'm going to amaze you by not talking about cricket
You're a man of sciencey knowledge, what do you know about citalopram?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:34,
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I take this medication.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:35,
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surely that's all ANYONE needs to know
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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I take something similar
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:23,
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'it's well LOL'?
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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If it was I'd be asking Monty
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:46,
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It's an SSRI
which means the effects are "questionable" .. most meta-analyses put SSRIs barely above placebos. BUT .. that's not becuase they don't work, it's because they only work a proportion of cases, and that evens out over large numbers of people to "not really working that well"
If it helps you, keep taking it, but large doses are bad (mmm'kay?) and SSRIs can be quite hard to wean yourself off if you take them long term.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:55,
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Not even in my top ten supersonic spy aircraft
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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Oh very good
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:00,
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*golf applause*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:03,
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And they are often used for
Premature ejaculation, so essentially you have outed yourself as a 2 pump chump
HTH
xxx
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:00,
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Me or Darth?
I'm not taking it, old boy. I just do med research.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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Of course not you
You big stallion you... I meant DF of course I was merely tagging onto your science reply with my factious extra fact
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:03,
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haha
I didn't know it was used to for treating hair-trigger yoghurt merchants. I'll file that for later abuse.
Although, to quote a friend of mine - "the thing about premature ejaculation is ... premature for who, exactly?"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:05,
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I went to the doctor the other day
And said "my wife suffers from premature ejaculation"
he stared at me for a bit and said "are you sure you don't mean you suffer from it"
I said " No I don't give a shit she can finish herself off"
Ba dum tish
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:11,
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Clicking this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:03,
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That explains so much
These callouses on my hands, for starters
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:08,
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2 pump chump = massive officelol
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:10,
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Cheers old boy
So, those other sports, yeah?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:03,
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THERE ARE NO OTHER "SPORTS"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:04,
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Nelson Mandela
Is 95
years cock old today.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:30,
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Nelson C0CKdela MORE LIKE!!!!!!!!
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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this made me laugh far more than it should have done
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:33,
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Did they let him out yet? Fucking criminal.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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And yet do you see that so-called Peter Tatchell trying to arrest HIM?
NO SIR YOU DO NOT.
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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Ha ha.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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Cook lbw for 12 FFS.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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o C
lolololol
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:37,
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I have been avoiding checking the score thus far, as I feared exactly this kind of incident.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:37,
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The score will be mentioned quite a lot over the next few days. So avoid OT if you don't want spoilers.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:38,
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I keep an eye on it, and generally listen in, but I had a feeling that if I checked the score too early it would show the loss of early wickets.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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It's worse than that
Fuck knows what they're playing at
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:44,
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I'm not sure I can follow this recipe bub
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:50,
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10/10
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:51,
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Ha. Nicely done.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:53,
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nice.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:56,
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Apparently this guy Ainsley Harriot is playing him in a movie

And is quite upset that he cannot get to meet him because Nelson's poor health
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:37,
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Image fail twat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:38,
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Not from here it isn’t
Have you tried standing on a chair to get a better view?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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Failing in Chrome and Firefox you fucking Nakers.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:43,
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How strange I can see it
I will swop it for a different image
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:46,
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I use Chrome plug in on IEX (work rules)
and it's fine for me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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I did swop the image
when I pressed refresh it disappeared from my screen too
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:07,
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HAHAHA SOMETHING REPLACED WITH COCK
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Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:37,
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is that what god said when he made your FACE?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:38,
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Thanks "Coldplay"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:50,
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Gotta rock it, don't stop, keep tickin' and tockin', work it all around the
C0CK
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:38,
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cocky people, cocky people.....
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:49,
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I'll avoid the mass media hysteria by killing Prince Philip.
As a home event, the away news of Mongdela's death won't get a look in. A bit like That really annoying nun. Who remembers her snuffing it?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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Hey look everyone it's Internet Nonce!
Hi Internet Nonce!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:42,
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Hi septic dwarf!
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:44,
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You've not been around much. Found a new playground to ogle or been on remand?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:55,
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Too busy working.
I seem to have missed a lot of stuff here.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:57,
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He's had to come inside during the hottest part of the day
It must be murder wearing that mac with all the boiled sweets melting away in the one pocket that's not been cut away
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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Ha ha ha ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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The puppy I keep in the car died in the heat.
:(
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:04,
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Fool, easist way to get seen when you kidnap them
panel Transit
TM van or GTFO
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:05,
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click
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:10,
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So, those other sports, eh?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:48,
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how come you're not playing in the cock thread??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:49,
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Motley Crue'szzzzzzzzzzzzz
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:50,
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All Cocked Out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:50,
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It'd be like you taking part in a boob-off
Not fair on the other competitors
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:51,
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28 for 3.
shit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:50,
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28 for 3. cricket, and indeed all sport, is
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:52,
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Are they going for an Essex style 74 all out?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:53,
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Is that sporting slang for a vajazzle?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:55,
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Yes.
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:55,
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WANDERLUST UNMASKED
She's Amy Childs. Fact.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:57,
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my drian
de
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:28,
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Yeah sure, why not?
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:40,
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Anyone able to recommend a desktop ticker for the cricket score so I don't have to keep switching browser tabs?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:55,
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Yes.
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:55,
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i don't believe you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:56,
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Well I do ACTUALLY so NERR
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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Use the pop-out scorecard thingy on the bbc
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:56,
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Can't find that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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Neither can I now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:01,
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^ Acorn COCK ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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Its under my gunt somewhere
I'm sure of it!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:05,
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The only thing under your gunt is MOAR gunt
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:15,
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Why not just put radio 5 live on in the background?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:56,
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Because I'm watching Orange is the new black on Netflix on my ipad.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:57,
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Is that Swipe's name for her sitcom?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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Fair 'nuff
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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It's very funny.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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Never even heard off it, what is it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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It’s an American comedy*
has a lack of badly dubbed Chinese people kicking the shit out of each other
And is less than 20 years old for these reasons IāM OUT
*By American comedy I really mean not funny
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:12,
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Oh hang on, it could be Swipe's sitcom then?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:13,
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Ah, so not Swipe's sitcom.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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Can I call ZING?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:03,
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POW
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:07,
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he's just jealous because they haven't invented televisions in his 6-toed part of the world yet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:14,
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Cricinfo have one.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:57,
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one AIDS
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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I've just installed their chrome extension.
Thanks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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c 0CK
LOL!!!!!!
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:07,
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0CKhrome???
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:17,
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^ Ringo ^
Chrome Cupid
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:19,
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This one?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:43,
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LOL
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:55,
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I'm amazed I've made it this far, truth be told
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:19,
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Harry Potter and
The Philosopher's Cock
The Chamber of Cocks
The Cock of Azkaban
The Goblet of Cock
The Cock of the Phoenix
The Half-Blood Cock
The Deathly Cock
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:21,
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Sorry but
Cock of Fire
and prisoner of cock
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:24,
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In retrospect, you're right
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:24,
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and isnt a half blood cock
simply a semi ?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:25,
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I'd say it is
These things write themselves, really
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:26,
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they certainly do
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:29,
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