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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So former terrorist Mandela is 95 today. But then, if you'd spent 27 years resting you'd probably live to an old age eh?
How will you avoid the inevitable mass media hysteria when he snuffs it?
Alt: How long do you expect to live for?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:28,
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latest was 12 years ago)
That cock thread was developing "mad bantz"you fucker.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:29,
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Badger, I'm going to amaze you by not talking about cricketYou're a man of sciencey knowledge, what do you know about citalopram?
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It's an SSRIwhich means the effects are "questionable" .. most meta-analyses put SSRIs barely above placebos. BUT .. that's not becuase they don't work, it's because they only work a proportion of cases, and that evens out over large numbers of people to "not really working that well"
If it helps you, keep taking it, but large doses are bad (mmm'kay?) and SSRIs can be quite hard to wean yourself off if you take them long term.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:55,
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Not even in my top ten supersonic spy aircraft(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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*golf applause*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:03,
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And they are often used for Premature ejaculation, so essentially you have outed yourself as a 2 pump chump
HTH
xxx
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Me or Darth?I'm not taking it, old boy. I just do med research.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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Of course not youYou big stallion you... I meant DF of course I was merely tagging onto your science reply with my factious extra fact
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hahaI didn't know it was used to for treating hair-trigger yoghurt merchants. I'll file that for later abuse.
Although, to quote a friend of mine - "the thing about premature ejaculation is ... premature for who, exactly?"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:05,
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I went to the doctor the other dayAnd said "my wife suffers from premature ejaculation"
he stared at me for a bit and said "are you sure you don't mean you suffer from it"
I said " No I don't give a shit she can finish herself off"
Ba dum tish
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THERE ARE NO OTHER "SPORTS"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:04,
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Nelson MandelaIs 95
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:30,
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this made me laugh far more than it should have done(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:33,
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Did they let him out yet? Fucking criminal.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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And yet do you see that so-called Peter Tatchell trying to arrest HIM?NO SIR YOU DO NOT.
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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I have been avoiding checking the score thus far, as I feared exactly this kind of incident.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:37,
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The score will be mentioned quite a lot over the next few days. So avoid OT if you don't want spoilers. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:38,
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I keep an eye on it, and generally listen in, but I had a feeling that if I checked the score too early it would show the loss of early wickets.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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Apparently this guy Ainsley Harriot is playing him in a movie
And is quite upset that he cannot get to meet him because Nelson's poor health
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:37,
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Not from here it isn’tHave you tried standing on a chair to get a better view?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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Failing in Chrome and Firefox you fucking Nakers. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:43,
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How strange I can see it I will swop it for a different image
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:46,
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I use Chrome plug in on IEX (work rules)and it's fine for me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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I did swop the image when I pressed refresh it disappeared from my screen too
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:07,
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is that what god said when he made your FACE?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:38,
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Gotta rock it, don't stop, keep tickin' and tockin', work it all around theC0CK
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:38,
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I'll avoid the mass media hysteria by killing Prince Philip.As a home event, the away news of Mongdela's death won't get a look in. A bit like That really annoying nun. Who remembers her snuffing it?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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Hey look everyone it's Internet Nonce!Hi Internet Nonce!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:42,
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You've not been around much. Found a new playground to ogle or been on remand?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:55,
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Too busy working.I seem to have missed a lot of stuff here.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:57,
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He's had to come inside during the hottest part of the day It must be murder wearing that mac with all the boiled sweets melting away in the one pocket that's not been cut away
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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The puppy I keep in the car died in the heat.:(
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:04,
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Fool, easist way to get seen when you kidnap thempanel TransitTM van or GTFO
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:05,
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how come you're not playing in the cock thread??(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:49,
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It'd be like you taking part in a boob-offNot fair on the other competitors
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Are they going for an Essex style 74 all out?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:53,
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Anyone able to recommend a desktop ticker for the cricket score so I don't have to keep switching browser tabs?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:55,
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Use the pop-out scorecard thingy on the bbc(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:56,
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^ Acorn COCK ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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Its under my gunt somewhereI'm sure of it!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:05,
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The only thing under your gunt is MOAR gunt(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:15,
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Why not just put radio 5 live on in the background?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:56,
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Because I'm watching Orange is the new black on Netflix on my ipad.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:57,
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Is that Swipe's name for her sitcom?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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Fair 'nuff(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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Never even heard off it, what is it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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It’s an American comedy*has a lack of badly dubbed Chinese people kicking the shit out of each other
And is less than 20 years old for these reasons IāM OUT
*By American comedy I really mean not funny
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:12,
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Oh hang on, it could be Swipe's sitcom then?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:13,
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Ah, so not Swipe's sitcom.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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Can I call ZING?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:03,
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he's just jealous because they haven't invented televisions in his 6-toed part of the world yet(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:14,
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Cricinfo have one.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:57,
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I've just installed their chrome extension. Thanks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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^ Ringo ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:19,
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Harry Potter andThe Philosopher's Cock
The Chamber of Cocks
The Cock of Azkaban
The Goblet of Cock
The Cock of the Phoenix
The Half-Blood Cock
The Deathly Cock
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:21,
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I'd say it isThese things write themselves, really
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:26,
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