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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't want to lie there doing nothing
I want to swim in the sea and climb on the rocks and explore the "secret" caves with my kids.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:01, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)
You don't key your own car, Nakers.
If I were to do any noncing, I'd do it on mini-Ape
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:08, Reply)
pah IF?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Admit nothing, Bonzer.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)
I kick the wing mirrors off mine when the wife parks it badly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)
I kicked her back doors in

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
actual lol here re car analogy

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)
I'll explore your secret cave in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Top tip for all you parents out there
Adding the prefix 'secret' to anything like this massively increases your child's excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)
"secret penis"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)
You got it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)
I know but the doc says if I keep using the cream it will go

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)
you might need to pass this tip on to missus tangles too

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
+ before she infects the rest of the rugby team

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Hey, wait a minute...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Proper office lol

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
I passed my tip onto Mrs Tangles tits only last night

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Christ, the woman is insatiable.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)

satia edi
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
NOMNOMNOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
"secret going to your room and staying there in silence until the morning"

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:12, Reply)
YAY \o/ runs off exitedly

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Also works for younger adults.
Eg "Secret gig", "Secret stash".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Secret bash...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
"secret cellar" ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
"Our little secret."

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)
^ This^
I was gutted when my son decided he was to old for rock pools :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:06, Reply)

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