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Hot dating advice for Gonz here.
www.buzzfeed.com/mackenziekruvant/things-jewish-girls-cant-resist

What's YOUR top tip for our favourite faring-eared red sea lothario?
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:49, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Jewography.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:51, Reply)
I think he should just stop resisting and go fuck a pug. He obviously wants to.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Can you imagine a gonz-pug hybrid?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Gonz looks like his dad fucked one.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:56, Reply)
Don't offer to cook for them.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:55, Reply)
I've eaten Gonz-food, it was really rather good.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:12, Reply)
Yes, but you take your son to eat at McDonalds, so I'm not sure you're one to refer to on culinary matters

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:13, Reply)
Do I? I suppose I have a few times, but not often or recently.
I've also taken him to see some pretty shit films, but for the same reason, he's a kid and he like that kind of shit. it's not like I claim mcdonalds is great food or anything...
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:16, Reply)
You mentioned it here before.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:18, Reply)
yeah thinking back I think I bit a few times, before his mum made him go veggie.
I think it was mostly when stuck in Clapham and the choice being that or poncey expensive places or stuff he'd not eat.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:20, Reply)
Vegetarianism should be a fucking life choice,
not something that's imposed on a kid. A bit like religion, really.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:21, Reply)
yes, I agree.
/NotEvenGonnaGetIntoThatRant.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Definitely.
Friend of my ex had the right attitude. She was a veggie herself, had five kids and fed them everything, including meat. Left them to make their own mind up.

Micros mother and I are taking the same view about religion. Learn about them all then make your own mind up.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:26, Reply)
As have I and I have to concur.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:17, Reply)
alright yosser?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:19, Reply)
Gis a job.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:19, Reply)
unless you're a Java developer willing to work in Lahndin, I have nada.
sorry mate.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:22, Reply)
You work at Starbucks?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:01, Reply)
In all seriousness, what the hell? It's just a generic list of stuff with some added "Birthright" and "Israeli Soldure" thrown in.
I reckon you could probably steryiotype the jewish princess's likes, but that list is just bullshit.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:17, Reply)
yeah, but get you're self a soldier's uniform and you could be in there.
as a bonus, I reckon you'd look a bit Che Guevara/Fidel Castro so you might get some of the commie chicks too. Now strictly speaking this is my territory, but I'm doing OK at the moment so I won't begrudge you a couple.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Haha,
It'll mess with my chances of getting onto this: nicejewishguys.net/
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:42, Reply)
Oi vey

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:20, Reply)
286 for 6.
Not good.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Hey, that's pretty good.
I mean a 286 is more or less a museum piece by now, so I reckon you could sell it on to a collector for a nice profit. For that matter some of those old machines were built like tanks so it's quite possible that even the scrap value of the case would be more than six quid, so you're doing OK even if it's not a runner.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:32, Reply)
Make that 7

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:32, Reply)
FFS.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Top tip?

Grow a foreskin.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Beer, bruschetta, cricket
Happy ape
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Having linguine and prawns later?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:05, Reply)
Yes!
With parsley though as there was no basil
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Good result. Stunned did some excellent prawns for us last Sat. Ask him for the marinade.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Creepy lechery works wonders.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:10, Reply)
Well it hasn't worked for him for the last ten years.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:16, Reply)
He's obviously not doing it hard enough.
Cultivating a poorly-concealed semi before going to speak to women may enhance the effect.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I think he does 'it' hard enough too much. Leading to a lack of testosterone.
So this leads to a lack of obvious interest. Combine this with his opiate addiction and he'll still be single when he's 60' if all the terrible 'cooking' hasn't fucked his arteries before then.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:23, Reply)

One of my close friends has confided in me about his masturbation habits
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:29, Reply)
Roll call
Badmons Dukaz checkin in
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:26, Reply)

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