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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Totally halfway through my first pint here.
Still at your desk?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:09, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Yes. Watch you don't bang your head on it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)
oh bravo
although i do have to wonder what he is doing under your desk, mate. people talk.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)
In his dreams.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)
You couldn't afford me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)
have you got change for a fiver?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Turkish Lira?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
You'd love it if I turked your lira.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)
No, I'm in the Azores.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)
103/7

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)
104/9

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Yes, and the extreme level of pedantry being displayed by certain people I work with is making me furious
So my options are:
1) Close my eyes for another 45 minutes, then go home
2) Go on a murderous rampage before turning the gun on myself
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Go with option 2 but without the suicide. We'll all give you an alibi. Honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Plead provocation, this will serve as mitigation.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Reasonable force?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Needs more Ross Kemp
reasonable

Ultimate.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Who needs alibis when you have...
parallelworldsonline.com/index.php/lifestyle
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I think 2.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)
I am leaning toward that, it's true

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)
3. draw a satirical cartoon taking a post-ironic sideways look at office life
and post it on the internet!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)
You're right, I DO feel better!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
oh HO!!!!
Check THAT out!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Dilbert can suck my cock
THIS IS GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)
I hear ya, nig!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Oh Monts
What are a couple of media darlings like us doing in a dismal setting like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)
We should be sashaying around Clerkenwell in Gok Wan specs drinking £5 coffees.
I'm tellin ya bruv.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)
One day Monts
One day
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)
He's a media whore TH. interviewed by the Independent magazine and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Oh yeah I forgot about that

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)
plus well connected with the z listers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Hey! The Great Suprendo is no z lister!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)
This cunts gonna get shanked in a fuckin minute.
Geoff Suprendo is fuckin A* mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)
Innit bruv.
I mean, you're closer to Geoff than Victoria Wood ever was, so you're the person to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 17:14, Reply)
I've tried sashaying around Finchley and just got odd looks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)
I once minced through Portchester precinct
But as you say....odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)
All set for weekend trip with the kid? Great weekend for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Yup, super excited mate

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I am very pleased for you, particularly when I think back to the start of this year...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Chalk and cheese, old boy.
But enough about my diet!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Sorry, it's a bit big
Apols, people at work
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)
I wouldn't worry. The only person who'll moan is Chompy and he's a twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)
He should relax
He'll live longer
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)
He should do some work. As he works for the NHS we'd all end up living longer*
*possibly. Subject to lifestyle & genetics.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Even better

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)
to be fair - and you know how much i hate that
he's been much less prolific recently. it's been bliss.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Not if it's poor-quality work.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I can confirm that this is categorically NOT a threat

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Shame

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Nope, left at 2.*
* my normal finish time is 2.30 on Fridays, and we started half an hour early
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)

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