Alright Winders
My favourite moment in recent weeks (beaker alert) was, of course, my album launch on Saturday. I'm usually very modest, but fuck it, we were ace. Buy my album.

Alt: In around 2009ish, for the first time in my life, I became 'the right weight for my height'. This manifested itself in a round belly that did not suit my scrawny frame. I spent about six months or so getting up and going for a five minute run each morning and refusing any cakes or whatever else came around at work. That seemed to work for me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:07, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

im glad the album launch was cool.
also, the word album has the word BUM in it. LOL.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Thx babes
LOL indeed. It also has 'Al' in it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:10, Reply)

cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Also Lumb.
See urbandictionary.com for relevance to this site.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)

5 minute run...
where did you run to, the fridge?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Round the block.
That was more than enough for me.
I fucking hated it.
I'm staying thin so I never have to put myself through that again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:13, Reply)

cakes at work are a bitch
it's easy not to buy chocolate or sweets, but if someone puts them out for free under your nose, it's hard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I can easily ignore the shop bought ones
But the homemade ones took some willpower.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

i'm the other way round with cakes
this probably stems from finding a dog hair in my friend's flapjacks when we were little. so homemade, nah, unless i know the person well. but crappy mr kipling slices? nom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:28, Reply)

"doghair in my friend's flapjacks"
Is a contender for left-field euphemism of the year.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I thought this too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:43, Reply)

prosecution rests

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:43, Reply)

only to a complete rampant pervert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:43, Reply)

and?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

and sporters

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)