My new suit arrived, it is lully
but, there is no room what so ever for waist expansion, so i need to lay of the pies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:11, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

sainsburys now do a quiche without pastry
isn't that just an omelette?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I love quiche
/shame
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)

quiche fives, good quiche is excellent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)

YES
goats cheese, pesto, pine nuts and mushrooms
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)

BACON and CHEESE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)

don't make me threaten to open my gazbox on you
bacon sucks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)

don't you threaten me with your drooling red setter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)

it's more like a bald eagle
ACTUALLY

majestic and with a massive beak
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

like a squid :s

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:37, Reply)

arf.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)

it's a terrify thought
or a new film from the makers or "sharknado" and "Mega Octopus Vs Giant Shark"... "Cephlapussy"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Top Ten Bond Film

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I've never had good quiche

(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Increase the quiche

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)

you're scotch yours are probably deep fried and battered

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)

i thought this was rory 37?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Who said I was Scotch?
I've only ever had the rubbishy shop-bought ones. The pastry makes me vom a bit but I still buy them for the filling - am I a fool?
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)

i thought you did

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Nah, I just said I lived on an island

(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

so Britain then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

oh yeah, Anglesea weren't it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Britain, aye
Not Anglesea though
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Isle of White

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Besides the spelling
You got me. Isle of White makes it sound like some sort of KKK reservation
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Monty'll be there in a flash

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:32, Reply)

is he a bonafide racist?
i was a bit perturbed by him calling Ainsley a wog
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)

sadly, he just does it for the shock factor
he's secretly black but in denial
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

The rumour is* that he was linked to the Stephen Lawrence murder.


* The one I have just started
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

ha ha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)

I reckon Quiche is the most indifferent thing on the planet.
I don't dislike them, I don't like them, they're just there, sitting on the table, looking at me, waiting, watching.... planning.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

No-one would have believed
in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of quiche. No-one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other foodstuffs. And yet, across the gulf of the table, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes; and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us.
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

we're safe until they evolve quichethumbs

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:38, Reply)

OH no Tigar, no. There has to be more to this buffet (oh no tiger no), some chicken drummers - would make this a nice display.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

yes, and omlettes are shit
as are fritattas
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)

wrong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)

quiet you egg loving mouth worng

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I do love eggs (in a non-shoving up cunt way)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I LIKE DOG EGGS!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)

...and I cannot lie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)

*applauds*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Don't Fucking start this one again Nakers
Or I'll find you and punch you in the ear
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Omelettes are just over cooked scrambled eggs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Fuck you, I refuse to be drawn into this conversation yet again

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

hahaha




they are shit though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

in that case you've overcooked your omlette as well, you fucking eggwrong.
They aren't supposed to be set in the middle.

ditto tortilla.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I have never cooked an omelette
aside from making eggy strips for some asain dishes

I like my scrambled eggs still clucking
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)