I like russian jokes
In the time of Stalin's mass purges, a knock at the door woke a family in the middle of night. All family members, shaking in terror, jumped up.

"Take all you can carry with you, and get out at once," a voice sounded. "But, for God's sake, don't panic! It's me, your neighbour. It is nothing serious, just our house is on fire."
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And the classic....
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)

because your pripyat will fall out

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Something about Nick A Bolokov?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)

chernobyl fallout

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:08, Reply)

oh god

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I suppose I am.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I quite liked that one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)

God would probably know that Chernobyl isn't in Russia ACKSHERLY.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)

A man was in a long queue outside the butcher's.
After 4 hours he reached the front of the queue just as the butcher announced that there was no meat left.
He quietly complained about the shortages to his neighbour in the queue but the security guard heard him.
He said, "The state is going to let you off this time but I could have shot you for what you just said."
The man turned again to his neighbour and whispered, "Oh fuck. I think we are out of bullets."
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)