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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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People who call joints 'bifters' are wankers.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:47, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i call them "jazz cigarettes"

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I call them 'J's' or 'doobs'.

I don't really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I call them 'Andrew Marr'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I call them 'doobs'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)

i like doobs

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:53, Reply)

nakers and jasper got gated by their housemaster
when he caught them blocking up a j of awesome doobage on the fives court
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)

^ possibly my most withering post of all time

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Not quite as withered as Mr B3th's cock

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I like "jazz fags". It covers a few more bases.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)

My boss asked me if I could get some for him on the way into work today.
I can't.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:54, Reply)

It's a trap!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Same for people who call E's 'disco biscuits'
utter cunts
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Likewise terms for being drunk, other than pissed, bladdered or wasted.
"Spangled" is right out.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I like 'shitted'

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)

TOTALLY GAZEBOED HHAHAHAAHHAAHHA

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)

completely rendered

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Like your mums face

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)

tyrolean gunlolz

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)

No, that would be pebbledashed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Mortal is the correct Geordie term.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Mortal is acceptable.
Also motherless.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Leathered

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

does anyone call them that?

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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Only wankers apparently.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I had a dealer who did.
Thought he was being all down with the kids and that.

Utter bellend but decent gear
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Oh, you mean 'bifters'
Never once heard that uttered
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)

So you poofters never have bifters, even after a few snifters?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)

n hirt l
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I biff regularly, thank you.
I just use appropriate terms :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I was channelling my inner Ronnie Barker

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:20, Reply)

~~Ronnie~~ Linda
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

~~Linda~~ Sue
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)

i just don't get weed
i think it was the stoner kids at uni that put me off it, they just looked... grubby.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Gay cunt

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)

you say this like it's a surprise

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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)

He was referring to your "ex"

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Just out of interest
Monty has been calling people a 'gay cunt' today, bearing in mind your bendericity, would you rather he just call you 'cunt' or, 'straight cunt'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

one of my gay mates does an event in london called "naked boys reading"
fucking hell, some of them are hot. but it would be like being in a krispy kreme factory when you're on a water diet :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I just say 'going out for a smoke'
if anyone asks what type I tend to say either 'special' or 'magic'. Not sure how cunty this might sound.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Very Twoey, very indeed.

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Ah, that's a shame

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

ha ha Got you it's not cunty at all......
it's Gay Cunty
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Oh, you
x
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)

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