MORNING!
I feel fucking epic today for some reason. I've already shouted at a gyppo scrappie to fuck off about from next door's skip at 7am.

Today I will be mostly boiling in work. I shall remedy this at lunchtime via the application of Peroni to face. I'm out tonight for beers and Mrs Cow's Dad is coming up for the weekend. This will involve MOAR beers and corned beef pie.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:07, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oof, I've not had a Peroni in fucking ages.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I shall have one for you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Good good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)

NOT WITH YOUR DEFICIT YOUNG MAN

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)

chortle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Fair point!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I'm here to help you help yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Corned beef pie sounds disgusting.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)

It is fucking lovely

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)

sounds northern and povvo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)

meh
More for me innit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I saw northerners eating this 'delicacy' when I was at university and I can confirm that it is both of those things.
Edit: In fact it was the 'hash' variety, as mentioned by our Congleton correspondent below. Do not be fooled by the name, it doesn't contain hashish.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I wouldn't have it in a pie
But corned beef hash is fucking wonderful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Corned beef is foul. Cloying & greasy. A bit like naker's mum.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Personally, I disagree on the corned beef front
Although it wouldn't be inaccurate to describe his Mum as a 'bit beefy'.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Not American Corned Beef

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:18, Reply)

You say 'corned beef pie' like it's a good thing. Curious.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I made one a few weeks ago and it was one of the best pies I've made

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Then your other pies must be really shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)

I've only ever made one pie in my life
It was fucking fantastic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Pies FTW
I may also make a chicken and leek one too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Bacon rather that leek.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)

*adds bacon to chicken and leek*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I will make a suggestion
for a chicken and Sausage meat one as well then... a great summer pie that is fantastic cold, use the leftovers from a roast chicken and get so good quality sausage meat (good and spicy etc.) add you own herbs and away your go
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Ooooooooo
I like this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I make a rather fine steak pie, I'll have you know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)

it was just a dog egg stuffed into a greggs steak bake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:12, Reply)

I am struggling to imagine it being nice. Still, good luck to ya!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)

*Piefives*
Mine will have Cherries instead
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:12, Reply)