I want to log in here one day to hear the news that you died in a hilarious way and spend the whole day mocking your memory.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

well that's not very nice is it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Ideally you would have died in a supermarket. Or some sort of industrial email printing accident.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)

do you want my daughter to grow up without father?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Your wife will remarry.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)

oh, good. i'd hate for her to be alone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)

What's she look like, mate?
It'll be awkward and everything, but if you cark it I'll totes be your bro and smash one up it.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)

you're a good friend, similar sentiments for you and OG
i'll even give your housemate one as well, then raid her bank account
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)

hang on
those can't be similar sentiments. because your proposal means that your wife has to cark it as well as kroney.

would they have died together in some tragic square car-related incident?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)

look, I don't do deatils
I leave that to minions
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

if killing your wife and kroney is a "detail"
what the fuck is at the top of your to-do list!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)

world domination

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)

She doesn't currently have a bank account, but otherwise go for your life.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

lol, 3rd world fat mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

If I don't laugh, I'll cry.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)

a most offensive typo
and also an unusual one, given the content
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)

have you not seen the bellies on Ethiopian children?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)

She won't be wanting for male company.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)

She is a beautiful little girl, probably a bit early for dating though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Whoah! Who said anything about dating?
I'm only in it for the sex.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Your wife's a slapper or something blah blah blah

( Peej, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

+forest moon of endor

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Dont talk about his 3rd born child like that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)