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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hiya kids - over here!! Coo-ee!!!! That's right, it's me!! You know, Monty? Off the internet?
No?

Please yourselves, you fucking bunch of wankers.

I wonder what Nigel Farage is up to this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:04, 117 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
^ Upset ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Feeling any better yet Boyce?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Not at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Get some of that rank NRG drink to keep you awake till 6

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)
I've been told to drink Powerade something something 4 when running

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)
I really hate the taste of them all
and red bull and vodka can GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I find 1:30pm is the zenith of a hangover
After that, alles klaa
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Are you still knocking it back at 4am?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Not these days, no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)
that's what time MB was going at it till

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
3am Barry couch lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
KITCHEN FLOOR

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Go on then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Not yours of course, I heard about all the head related truma
you have in your kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)

it back one out
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Your grooming skillz need work

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Giz some tipz then

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Better

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Which one are you again?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)
He's being more reasonable than the home office.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)
You've got some nerve, do you know that?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)
What a maroon!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Yeah, fucking castaway bitch

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)
He's an ULTRA maroon!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)
GW?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I've been watching Channel 4Music for about 10 songs now.
All of them have been proper faggot scumcunts, it's all bullshit the music scene. I'm leaving it on until something I like or am indifferent to comes on.

I'm not saying I hope someone slashes Justin Timberlake's throat, because i'm a passifist, but I hope he gets proper anxiety attacks everytime he goes to step infront of a mic.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)
*passes pipe, slippers and packet of Werthers*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)
I quite like this Justin Diroiroiroiroiro song, except there is a little play at the begining.
I don't like his stuf normally but this is alright.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)
SP

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
SP

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I'm ill.
Sympathy required.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I'm more ill than you'll ever be, sonny Jim

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Liar

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)
What's wrong, mate?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Bad AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
It's alright though.
Despite being sent home from work for vomming up my morning coffee, they've only called me half a dozen times today.

Way to rest!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Sorry to hear that. Switch your phone off.
That's the problem with being indispensable.

Not long until JeffStock!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Fuck it.
I've had that many interruptions, I'm going to charge them anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Get well soon. Or don't. To be honest I'm ambivalent.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)
^ Honest

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)

On reflection, I hope you feel better soon.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Thanks very much.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Lots of pants-shitting going on today.
Bunch of shitpants.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)
sv;lknafv

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)
bless you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Hello Monty.
I'm having a boring Friday but am looking forward to going for drinks after work.

Tomorrow I hillwalk with my family for my father's birthday, and then on Sunday I'm thinking of doing some of that there internet shopping to buy a radio that plays a digital format! I quite like those little ones that look like Marshall amps, and they go up to 11.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Sounds like a good weekend.
I have my kid staying tonight and will be asleep as soon as she goes to sleep herself. Fun and larks with her until late afternoon and then after that not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Oh dear.
Beer and drugs should help. Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)
You know what'll cheer you right up Monty?
Listening to Dan Bulls rap about politics in the newsletter.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

subpop.tumblr.com/post/56280869076/earlier-today-in-the-sub-pop-mailbag-we-received
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)
*baffled*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

b Y
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Professor Yaffle.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I NO RITE
Only non-scary thing in Bagpuss
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Dunno about that, I'll bet Emily grew up to be a right sort.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Bagpuss = nonce

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)
but Emily loved him

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)
+ WAR!
+ Yeah, what is it good for?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)
the removal of unlawful regimes and the re-stabilisation of society
SAY IT AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)
I shall please myself via the medium of beer this evening
There are at least 8 pints with my name on them. Trouble is, I've got to go for a run tomorrow which may end up at a 4 mile vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)
But fuck it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Better idea choose 8 pubs a mile apart and run to each pint
That way you can just drink beer tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I like the cut of your jib, young man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I've got to drive to Hampshire tomoz
for a 40th birthday party. I am rinsed today and will just go straight home tonight, I think.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Fucking mini ale-ers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I didn't get to bed until 4.30
when you were tucked up and about 6 hours in to your kip!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
5 hours
PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Beer mouse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Hampshire, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Hartley Wintney.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
This is a real place?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Oh, yes.
Was voted nicest place in the country to live a few years ago.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Sounds like an Eastenders actress

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Oh, yes, you've told me that before

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Hampshire's just next door, you pansy
I'M driving to motherfucking Cornwall tomorrow and I'm getting on it tonight. You're such a gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
FUCK SHITPANTS STUNNED

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
YEAH.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Watch getting brethalysed tomoz morning.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Well, I say "getting on it", I mean having a bottle or two between the two of us.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Get yourself something nice for dinner from M & S.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
OG is cooking

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Sweet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)
My point is, you're a poofter.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Dine for 2 for a tenner
/Chompy
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Not your bog standard boring trial.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23467433
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
He can't get a break.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)
up in NYC

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)
I have a mad fish craving

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)
For cods sake

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)
I said that for the halibut (hell of it)

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)
FFS
There's a tie and a plaice for this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)
tie?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Yeah, kipper one

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)
White, one sugar
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Shut up (shut up)

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Kiss your mother with that mouth?
savage
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Hale of it would be better

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)
No it wouldn't, Hale isn't actually a fish, you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)
P(l)aice is

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)
*plaicepalms*
Bastard, I was just going to use that
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)
MARRlin

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)
At times I really Hake you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)
What's a plaice like you doing in a nice girl like this?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I reckon he's probably going to Fuck his wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)
He needs to get in line

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I went and done a new thread
Two in the same day! What am I like, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)
But I just joined this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)
You snooze you lose

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)
This weekend I will be making my lawn tidy
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)

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