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Gonna do some proper posho dinner tonight, ponce up proper big styleƩ.
Whats happein' in your hood?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 18:07,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Pork steaks with veg and bootiful new spuds.
The melt in your mouth white ones not those manky yellow waxy bastards.
So what are you knocking up?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 18:10,
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Garlic and lemon chicken, bruschetta, Pinot noir
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 18:26,
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Potato waffles and baked beans.
It's a traditional French dish, you may not have heard of it.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 18:35,
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Pomme d'tere avec flagoulet.
C'est bon.
Pour en enfant.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 18:43,
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Je suis douze ans et quelle est cette
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 18:47,
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Lime & chilli chicken, new potatoes, spinach.
Staying in. Was supposed to be heading east to meet up with people but can't be arsed, too tired.
What are you cooking Gonz?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 18:41,
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I asked him up there but it must be a secret.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:04,
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I made one of the circle thin potato fan things, that all seporated when I went to take it off the tray.
And I did monkfish with a peper/tomarto/creamy sauce.
It's alright.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:27,
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off to the pub
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 18:48,
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Have you got your platform heeled clown shoes on so you can reach the bar?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 18:56,
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oh lol
Coming from the angry midget, this is nearly as lol as Psychochomp's online freelancing profile.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:14,
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Link please.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:23,
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it's well lol: four sentences, three spelling mistakes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:25,
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How professional!
I'd definitely want someone so inaccurate doing work for me. Particularly when they spend so much time dicking about online.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:43,
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you mean 'proffessional'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:03,
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I am close to death
But in a few minutes will be picking up my daughter which will sort me out
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:00,
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Why, has she got some gear for you?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:09,
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Wife away, kids in bed
I'm in the garden with a beer and a smoke
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:20,
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Drugs & parenting?
Kids: 0800 11 11
Say hello to Esther!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:23,
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I'm not sure that Esther mans the phone lines
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:30,
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+ grenade
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:33,
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Alright benders
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:29,
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Yer good thanks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:08,
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alright Nakers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:14,
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Alright tangles?
I'm watching a documentary on how British rock conquered America in the 70s
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:16,
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With a knife?
I'm putting off some tedious domestic duties and contemplating whether to have another smoke.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:23,
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With an axe actually
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:25,
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\m/(>_<)\m/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:27,
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Yes!
What do yurtprick fans do to show their appreciation?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:27,
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Stroke their beards
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:28,
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Of course, the international sign of good folk or good ale
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:30,
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Also dwarfish pipe smokers with floppy hats.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:42,
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Fuck off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:23,
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Then you'd be all alone
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:24,
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Are you walking round your place
In your new trainers thinking you're a bad man? Brah.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:25,
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Have they got a stacked heel?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:29,
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I heard he had all the ceilings lowered so he feels taller
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:31,
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He was on about getting a bespoke dining table recently
I've only just realised all the regular ones in the shops will be too high
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:35,
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He's got a fold up high chair he takes to normals' restaurants.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:39,
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Does anyone want to do the washing up for me?
It's too pleasant in the garden to go inside.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 21:23,
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Buy a dishwasher you fucking oink.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 21:24,
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Dishwashers are for cunts.
Also, oink?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 21:26,
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I think bidets are what you mean. The chip pan doesn't fit, though.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 21:36,
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pricks
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 21:38,
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Alright dozer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 21:40,
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yer
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 21:44,
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+ mum
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 21:48,
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alright HH
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 21:50,
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Yeah bartles
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 21:52,
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How was the pub?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 22:17,
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dull.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 22:27,
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The pub or the company you were with
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 22:28,
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pub :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 22:42,
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Bacon and egg pie
I'm not even northern
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Peej, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 22:19,
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what the HELL is that?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 22:23,
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I'm guessing it's a pie, with bacon and egg filling.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 22:26,
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Mr Kipling does 'em in sixes
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 22:38,
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That's some crazy talk if you ask me, which you didn't, but should.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 22:50,
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It's quiche, Lorraine.
Good cold, too.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 23:42,
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peporoni pizza. :)
quiet evening preparing to play in the rain tomorrow.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 22:23,
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Griddled Tuna steaks with a mushroom and tarragon sauce
Home now, happy and full.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 22:52,
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Runny nose lols.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 23:40,
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