maybe as your dear wife looks after the kids all week you should do the decent thing and let her have the weekend off while you look after the mini yurts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:22, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Why do you think my wife looks after the kids all week?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:24, Reply)

because you are busy mooching about on here and leaving work at 4?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I hate to point out the rather planet-sized flaw in your argument here
but if tangles is busy leaving work at 4 that would mean he was spending more time at home than the average working chap. Helping look after the minitangleses. Just sayin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Y'see badger here is a smart chap.
I'm quite the domesticated dad dontchaknow
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)

he goes to the pub though innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)

I go to the pub.
I take minibadger with me. She well loves it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)

^ This

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Took her to Tom Kitchin's new gaff on Saturday for dinner and a few ales
She was well happy. With the added bonus of all the attractive waitresses cooing over her. TRIPLEWIN.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)

As dozer put it, when I met him for a drink with baby tangle
"Chicks dig your daughter"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

you actually met dozer?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Yer
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1843033
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I did, of course, also have Mrs Badger with me, to clarify.
it doesn't seem to put them off being all flirtyfawny, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)

yeah mine grew up there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I can afford to do that because mrs tangle works hard for her money

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)

HAHAHA SOMETHING ABOUT SAILORS DOWN AT THE DOCKS OH WAIT THAT DOESNT WORK WE'RE MILES FROM THE COAST

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Do you have a canal?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)

^^grooming

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)

a c
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Miners?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Are you calling her a nonce?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:34, Reply)

another classic victory for Team Paedo.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

You married Donna Summer?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)

*leans back into wingback chair*
*lights pipe*
*applauds politely*

Bravo.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)