Omelettes are shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i had the best omelette ever on sunday
it had red onions and mushrooms and feta cheese and pesto. it was like a fucking massive orgasm right in the kisser.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

sounds shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)

what can possibly be shit about that?
it was nice and firm. can't be doing with sloppy eggs, they make me want to retch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

exacly, eggs should be "rare"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

eggs must never ever be:
poached (too slimy)
fried (too slimy and greasy)
covered in meat

they are fine if they are:

scrambled to a firm texture with lots of spices/cheese/vegetables
omelette'd to a firm texture
mashed into mayonnaise with cracked black pepper and spread on granary bread
baked into anything else

that's all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Pesto in an omelette?
Is there any food subject you're right about?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)

have you ever tried it?
no?

then go away. try it. THEN tell me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:06, Reply)