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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning bastards.
What are you looking forward to? (Apart from my mother obvs).

What are you dreading?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 7:57, 85 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Looking forward to my holiday next week
Not looking forward to the rest of this week dragging like a dog's wormy arse.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:00, Reply)
Some time off
tangled hair?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:03, Reply)
Get it bloody cut.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:04, Reply)
*Dreads*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:11, Reply)
lock holidays

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:13, Reply)
OH NO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:15, Reply)
I don't like cricket

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Morning Doctor.
Looking forward to seeing Simon Hughes talk tonight. He's just written a book on Test Cricket.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:03, Reply)

Cricket icles
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:07, Reply)
HA! More likely Jeremy Kyle than Simon Hughes, given his recent diagnosis.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:08, Reply)
That's Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:11, Reply)
What was it?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:12, Reply)
What was what?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:17, Reply)
Wotsits that's what

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)
The diagnosis.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)
He had ball cancer, cancer in them ol' testes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Morning all
I am looking forward to the 3rd Test tomorrow, and I was looking forward to breakfast this morning but that has happened.

I'm not looking forward to being bored at work for the next 4 days, then having one day off, then starting again. It's futile.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:07, Reply)
I'm looking forward to the cricket this weekend
But I'm not looking forward to the north.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:13, Reply)
Just remember if any northerner attempts conversation say 'I'm sorry, I only speak English. I can't understand you'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:15, Reply)
We have black puddings waiting for you.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:16, Reply)
I liked it with the typo

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:16, Reply)
I like it with YM.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)

with YM when I was cupping Simon Hughe's testicles
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:20, Reply)
don't forget your passport otherwise they wont let you come back to the south

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:15, Reply)

passport money
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)
We don't want you to go up the North, Jack.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:17, Reply)
looking forward to holiday in France in a few weeks
Dreading my set of exams :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:25, Reply)
Not looking forward to the weather.
If Mcr lives up to it's rainy reputation cricket may be a draw.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)
This had occurred to me. NFG.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)
652/88!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Good morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)
May the love of the Lord Jesus Christ keep you in eternal life.
Amen.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)
Gaymen MOAR like

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Hallelujah! Praise be!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
10_64.5 pedal to the nettle good buddy.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Morning
I'm looking forward to then end of today, which will be the end of my working week. /placid

I'm dreading driving to Dorset with a car full of screaming kids.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)
How long are you down there for?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Just the weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Could be wet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Yeah, I'm dreading that too

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:06, Reply)
I thought I read that the Camp Bestival site was ruined by those flash floods?
Is it still on?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Dunno.
You seem to be ahead of google with this 'news' though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Well it's possible that I may have made it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
OK it's more than possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
10-4

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Aussies batting already?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)
My phone attempted to ac "Aussies" to "Sissies"
Seems even Google think they're crap.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:05, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)
LOL baseball!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Adults riding BMX's
get real
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Monty's exes ex?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:43, Reply)
Nah he's the current one
Here he is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2i5CFzfVqs
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)
She's only after him for his trick nuts

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
They should all get haircuts and proper jobs
Hi-de-hi Monts. Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Not too bad thanks.
Apart from I've just remembered how annoying I find it when people say 'not three bad', my morning's ruined now. THANKS 'FRIEND'.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)
NO, I'M HALF LEFT
You can have that one for free.

Yeah, alright. Can't complain. But I probably will anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Go in peace to love and serve The Lord.
Amen.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Well he ain't gonna serve himself! lolol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Yeah, the fucking made-up prick!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Do you reckon he knows he's made up?
Silly question...of course he does, he's God! lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Poor sod, I heard that he's impotent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Yeah, I think I heard the same thing

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:02, Reply)
It appears Monty has caught religion. I suspect he may have become a nun.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Woah...well that's the launch sequence started

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Say what you like about Monty, but he does have nice breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:07, Reply)
See also; Adults on skateboards.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Terrible bullying of PD

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
He said adults. Not clown footed dwarf pricks with a vanity complex.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
Good point

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)
I'm looking forward to a three day weekend
Dreading everyday up until that three day weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)
This thread is too shit to live.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Tru dat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)
So are you.
* sharpens sword *
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)
I don't

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)
10-4 big billy,
This tank drop bus lane is a straight widow goose.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Mother fucking PAYDAAAAAY!
YEAH! All my overtime cashmoney

I'm dreading it all disappearing out of the account like it does every other month
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)
I've got today off.
I'm looking forward to relaxing at home, maybe hang a door.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)
Go for Ray

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)
In the garage?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)
I don't have a garage

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:12, Reply)
Village People less sucessfulzzzzzzzz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)

d r
+ c n
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:12, Reply)
Haahaha, like I'd touch a darker.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Last test match I recorded sessions whilst at work
and watched them while I was on here.
Had to stop though as the scores came up on here before I'd seen the action.
So tomorrow it's Old Trafford or B3ta. 0 for 0
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

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