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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Something for the weekend?It's my Friday today, so I won't get to read about all your exciting weekend plans.
Unless you tell me now.
Alt: Going anywhere nice this year?
Altalt: If you were to get a tattoo of Monty's face, would you have him depicted with long hair or short hair?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:36,
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i would have him tatooed on the back of my neck then I could use my own hair to depict him with differing styles(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:43,
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Or on your lower abdomen, to give him a bushy, curly beard.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:47,
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I'm going to Oxford to see my father on Satruday, and to have unprotected sex with Windy Pig.Alt: West country in Oct for my birthday, and America when my flat is sold.
There's also talk of Japan possibly next year.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:46,
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you'll be back in debt before you know it!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:48,
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Nah I won't.The US holiday will be my only spend when I have the cash, Japan is my 40th from Lustington. Other than it's going to in the bank, unless I buy another gaff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:49,
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I don't get thisEDIT oh yeah, Rapanese, gotcha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:51,
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Velly solly*pulls corners of eyes*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:54,
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Maybe you could get Lusty knocked up and then have an acrimonious split from her?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:50,
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All the cool kids are doing it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:51,
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That's rather what I thought.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:54,
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Oh man, you'll have a whale of a timePun not intended, or course, most honourable Boyce-san.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:04,
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Bit disappointed we didn't get a Windy pub bash before he packed it in.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:50,
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Although it's perfectly understandable that he may not have wanted a load of irresponsible internet types taking drugs and urinating all over the floor(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:51,
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I can't understand how anyone would pass that up.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:55,
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It's this tolerant attitude to life that keeps you friends with Stunned.That and all the drugs and that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:58,
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Hahahahaha. Monty got kicked out of a pub in Bristol. Fucking amateur.
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surely he has the experience to be subtle?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:09,
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I got kicked out of waterlooville community centre for doing poppers/rebel_without_a_clue
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:05,
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Yes, yes it isI lived there for....erm...about 10 years I guess.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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Oh man my in laws live in hambledon, maybe you met them?The dad's nice the mum is a bitch though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:09,
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Lovely pub up that way called The Bat and BallCricket was invented there or something
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:11,
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Oh wait, I think the MCC was started thereI dunno
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:15,
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They say cricket, although I suspect it was more of gradual thing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:16,
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Apparently the Hambledon Club was started there, which went on to become the MCC(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:29,
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I know it, although father in law doesn't rate it so I've never beenThe Bakers Arms at Droxford does fantastic food, if you fancy a country walk and nice lunch/suppoer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:15,
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For what it's worth, I like it in thereNice food, lovely views.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:28,
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The guy that kicked me out was "security" hired for that specific partySo he was a friend of a friend. He was about 8" shorter than me and total jobsworth. It would've been funnier had it not been very cold outside and meant that I had no choice but to walk home on my own.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:08,
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I've done Japan twiceIts fucking amazing. Especially around Kyoto, up the mountains in the temples with the ninja monks with no electric or modern tech etc
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Peej, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:53,
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I've done YOUR MUM twice GEDDIT - THE JOKE IS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS 'DO' YOU SAY THEIR MUM!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:55,
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I am going to speed school on Saturday morning because I am a naughty lad. Alt: 3 weeks in California. I can't fucking wait.
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I cannot believe you got nicked that weekend. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:52,
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that's a bit steep innitI thought fixed penalties were £80?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:56,
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60 for the penalty. And 3 points. 97 for speed school. And no points.
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worth it then come insurance renewel time(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:04,
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I supposealthough if they are your first points it wouldn't make £60 difference.
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You have to disclose to your insurers that you've done a course. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:08,
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I did a form for the new car and it asked about convictions or convictions pendingI didn't see a box to 'fess up to a course. I should probably ring them up.
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Wait until renewal and see if they ask. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:16,
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Alt: no plans for a holiday, although I want to go to Cuba. Altalt: I'd have my brown eye tattooed, so every time I had a shit his face would get covered.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:51,
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Preparing for..alt: Jockoland next week. Also (in a bizarre coincidence) looking at Portsmouth dockland tour round Sep/Oct, possibly inc IOW.
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I am literally the best thing about Portsmouthsorry, bearer of bad news and all that
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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Ah yes, I think you've mentioned this beforeMy condolences
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:10,
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Sounds like a rubbish barbecue(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:20,
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A0 sized with a scale rulerAlt: NO :(
alt:alt: Tattoo...no thanks
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:24,
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