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	Something for the weekend?
 	It's my Friday today, so I won't get to read about all your exciting weekend plans.
Unless you tell me now.
Alt: Going anywhere nice this year?
Altalt: If you were to get a tattoo of Monty's face, would you have him depicted with long hair or short hair?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:36,
	
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	I'm going to Dorset
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:42,
	
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	See you there
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:46,
	
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	\o/
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:48,
	
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	i would have him tatooed on the back of my neck then I could use my own hair to depict him with differing styles
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:43,
	
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	Or on your lower abdomen, to give him a bushy, curly beard.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:47,
	
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	no one likes your thread
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:46,
	
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	No, it's a bit shit.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:46,
	
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	I'm going to Oxford to see my father on Satruday, and to have unprotected sex with Windy Pig.
 	Alt: West country in Oct for my birthday, and America when my flat is sold.
There's also talk of Japan possibly next year.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:46,
	
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	you'll be back in debt before you know it!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:48,
	
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	Nah I won't.
 	The US holiday will be my only spend when I have the cash, Japan is my 40th from Lustington. Other than it's going to in the bank, unless I buy another gaff.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:49,
	
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	Surely you mean Rustington?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:50,
	
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	I don't get this
 	EDIT oh yeah, Rapanese, gotcha
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:51,
	
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	Japan/ Lustington/Rustington
 	Rubbery RaDY.  oH, FUCK OFF.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:52,
	
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	Velly solly
 	*pulls corners of eyes*
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:54,
	
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	Blitish plick.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:03,
	
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	Maybe you could get Lusty knocked up and then have an acrimonious split from her?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:50,
	
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	Yer, thet'd be well lol
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:51,
	
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	All the cool kids are doing it. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:51,
	
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	wow that's pretty fucking decent of her
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:52,
	
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	That's rather what I thought.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:54,
	
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	JAPANDAMONIUM!
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:52,
	
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	GOJIRAAAAAA
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:58,
	
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	Oh man, you'll have a whale of a time
 	Pun not intended, or course, most honourable Boyce-san.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:04,
	
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	Bit disappointed we didn't get a Windy pub bash before he packed it in.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:50,
	
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	Innit
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:50,
	
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	Although it's perfectly understandable that he may not have wanted a load of irresponsible internet types taking drugs and urinating all over the floor
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:51,
	
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	I can't understand how anyone would pass that up.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:55,
	
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	It's this tolerant attitude to life that keeps you friends with Stunned.
 	That and all the drugs and that.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:58,
	
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	Hahahahaha.  
 	Monty got kicked out of a pub in Bristol.  Fucking amateur.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:02,
	
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	what for?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:05,
	
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	*taps nose*
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:06,
	
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	surely he has the experience to be subtle?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:09,
	
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	Like I say, amateur.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:12,
	
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	First time ever.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:28,
	
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	I got kicked out of waterlooville community centre for doing poppers
 	/rebel_without_a_clue
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:05,
	
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	Waterlooville, what a shithole
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:06,
	
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	Yes, yes it is
 	I lived there for....erm...about 10 years I guess.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:07,
	
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	Oh man my in laws live in hambledon, maybe you met them?
 	The dad's nice the mum is a bitch though
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:09,
	
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	Nah, Hambledon's miles from where I lived
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:10,
	
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	Lovely pub up that way called The Bat and Ball
 	Cricket was invented there or something
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:11,
	
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	Oh wait, I think the MCC was started there
 	I dunno
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:15,
	
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	They say cricket, although I suspect it was more of gradual thing
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:16,
	
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	Apparently the Hambledon Club was started there, which went on to become the MCC
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:29,
	
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	I know it, although father in law doesn't rate it so I've never been
 	The Bakers Arms at Droxford does fantastic food, if you fancy a country walk and nice lunch/suppoer
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:15,
	
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	For what it's worth, I like it in there
 	Nice food, lovely views.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:28,
	
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	And they are legal.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:07,
	
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	The guy that kicked me out was "security" hired for that specific party
 	So he was a friend of a friend. He was about 8" shorter than me and total jobsworth. It would've been funnier had it not been very cold outside and meant that I had no choice but to walk home on my own.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:08,
	
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	+ carking it in the bogs
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:59,
	
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	I've done Japan twice
 	Its fucking amazing. Especially around Kyoto, up the mountains in the temples with the ninja monks with no electric or modern tech etc
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 Peej, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:53,
	
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	I've done YOUR MUM twice GEDDIT - THE JOKE IS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS 'DO' YOU SAY THEIR MUM!!!!!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:55,
	
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	Shut up dad, you're pissed.
 	
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 Peej, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:56,
	
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	THE JOKE IS WHEN I DO YOUR MUM
 	
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	I am going to speed school on Saturday morning because I am a naughty lad.  
 	Alt:  3 weeks in California.  I can't fucking wait.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:49,
	
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	I cannot believe you got nicked that weekend. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:52,
	
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	37 in a 30.  Sad tiems.  
 	It's the 97 quid I begrudge.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:53,
	
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	that's a bit steep innit
 	I thought fixed penalties were £80?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:56,
	
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	60 for the penalty.  And 3 points.  
 	97 for speed school.  And no points.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:57,
	
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	worth it then come insurance renewel time
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:04,
	
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	I suppose
 	although if they are your first points it wouldn't make £60 difference.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:07,
	
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	You have to disclose to your insurers that you've done a course. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:08,
	
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	I did a form for the new car and it asked about convictions or convictions pending
 	I didn't see a box to 'fess up to a course.  I should probably ring them up.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:15,
	
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	Wait until renewal and see if they ask. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:16,
	
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	Alt: no plans for a holiday, although I want to go to Cuba. 
 	Altalt: I'd have my brown eye tattooed, so every time I had a shit his face would get covered.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:51,
	
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	pervert
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:52,
	
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 Peej, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:52,
	
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	Nice. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:52,
	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:55,
	
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	It should put some lotion on its skin.
 	
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 Peej, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:57,
	
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	it REALLY should
 	I recommend aqueous
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:04,
	
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	Preparing for..
 	alt: Jockoland next week. Also (in a bizarre coincidence) looking at Portsmouth dockland tour round Sep/Oct, possibly inc IOW.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:54,
	
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	I am literally the best thing about Portsmouth
 	sorry, bearer of bad news and all that
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:07,
	
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	My bird is from Pompey.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:08,
	
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	Ah yes, I think you've mentioned this before
 	My condolences
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:10,
	
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	Dirty, though.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:13,
	
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	Yeah?? Nice one!
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:15,
	
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	I'm going to Bletchley.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:15,
	
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	Are you going Turing?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:18,
	
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	A bbq, there won't be bumming.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:19,
	
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	sad times
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:20,
	
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	Sounds like a rubbish barbecue
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:20,
	
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	for some code breaking and bumming?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:18,
	
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	Bletchley MARRk
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:21,
	
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	A0 sized with a scale ruler
 	Alt: NO :(
alt:alt: Tattoo...no thanks
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:24,
	
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