I found my first grey hair today.
And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth for lo! It was the end of times.
( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:46, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've had individual grey hairs here and there for about 10 years.
Still not grey.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)

This one is an anachronism and it is in my beard.
I think I shall call it Stan.
( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)

that's where it starts
And then one day you look down and there's a grey chest hair.

Well, assuming you have any.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I feel your pain
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2008755
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:48, Reply)

If it helps at all, I haven't been able to find it again since then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)

havea child and watch them flourish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Watching children flourish is what got the people in Monty's link into trouble.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Hey beth I went to a nice little eatery called Aqua last night that just opened in MK.
There's a bunch of them in the Bristol area I would recommend them to for the Bristol bash if you guys are getting food.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Food?
Nah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I believe it is opposite the glass boat, which was a really nice restaurant back in the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)

boat coffee table
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Get the peanuts in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)

We should have a thread about peanuts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)

If I want your opinion on anything I will FUCKING BEAT IT OUT OF YOU

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:00, Reply)

good luck with that "zero definition" boy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I rather like having grey hair.
I have a cool white streak in it like Dave Vanian only less bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)

less more
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:59, Reply)

hahaha, classic!!!!
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Oh man you crack me up!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Right I'm off to /faq where they really understand me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)

me what a monumental bellend I am
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I'm various shades of blond, mostly really dark
and one white freak right on my chin. It's weird.
( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Dave Vanian only less bent Cruella de Vil
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)