This is something I'm really concerned about. I intend to leave IT.
If I am better than my support staff and I have no permissions to do anything, I'm going to lose my rag big time.
( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:49, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

^ upset ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Yep
I don't even bother asking them stuff anymore. If I have a problem I don't already know how to fix, I google it. If our executives realised this, they'd probably fire the entire helpdesk.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:52, Reply)

BUT WHAT IF GOOGLE IS DOWN?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Hahahahaha.
Are you able to make it pay tax?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Then the IT team'll be stuffed too

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

^ THIS ^
I fear the day this happens
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Smoke and mirrors innit
I introduce people to 'Snipping Tool' and they think I'm fucking Gandalf*

*Not in an Ian McKellan way
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I FUCKING LOVE THE SNIPPING TOOL!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)

what is snipping tool?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Ask Gonz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Vasectomy kit innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)

MARRsectomy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)

you can screen capture small areas and copy them into documents
more useful than it sounds
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Innit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:06, Reply)

*resists urge to do the same with this post*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:08, Reply)

is it software?
is it in word and excel?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)

It is in Start - Programs - Accessories

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)

not on my shit heap of a computer it's not

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)

It's everywhere, man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Looks like this

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Woah meta!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

lovin' the sig

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

It was an overheard conversation a few weeks ago
after a mother had asked her teenage daughter to pull her leggings up
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Bromide for stunned STAT!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Fucking hell.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)

You're getting a click for your mouseover/tooltip thing.
Just saying.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Then god help us all

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)

most ironically title dept ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:53, Reply)

quite

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)

^ blobbing ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Oh God, this impotent rage is why I need to get out.
I swear it'll end up giving me an ulcer.
( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

It won't, ulcers are caused by a bacterium

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)

+ mainly found under the foreskin of promiscuoous men
so, yep you are guaranteed several
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)

YOU NEED A SNIPPING TOOL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I read that in the voice of Alan Partridge talking about aaaccccccessss to Diiiiixxxxoons

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:04, Reply)