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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm on a train to ManchesterThis means I won't be meeting Dozer for a drink. My apologies to all of you who messaged me and asked that I punch him on your behalf, fear not tthough, I'll be back up here again in a few weeks so I might be able to punch him then for you.
Also, this train I'm on goes past the part of the world Blousie lives in. I shall wave at all of the houses just in case she happens to be in. It'll make a nice change having a reason to wave at houses, rather than just doing it for the mong-effect.
Once again, apologies for not being within range of Dozer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:23,
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latest was 12 years ago)
You don't thinkHe'll be 'a little short' with me?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:42,
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I told them Russel Brand is the new Dr, someone from bbc wales told me.(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I told them your mum was like the TardisBigger on the inside.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:45,
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Top marks for winding up! I may tell some of my Who fan mates the same!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:49,
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It's a FACT, here's my source b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2035655
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to be fair if you do a quick googlethere were stories a couple of months back in most of the redtops saying just this, so you can be backed up by newspapers.
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ANDhe's a fucking knobend - Dr Who is FOR fucking knobends - can't you see the synergy here?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:05,
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I love wor BrandI love his use of the English language.
His personality does come across as hyper and arrogant a lot but he has the goods to back it up.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:10,
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His Essex twang makes him unlistenable (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:45,
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I'm proud to say that none of my friends can be swayed by tabloid babble!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:03,
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Or you could tell them that the new 'Who'Is going to like football, pubs and going out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:54,
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The only reason Doctor Who puts himself at risk fighting monstersIs to avoid going to the pub with PD.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:58,
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Glad to hear the B3ta tradition of not meeting Dozer is going from strength to strength. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:41,
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You could always just go out for a pint with the Hendersons instead?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:45,
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I've forgotten how big dozers feet actually are.I'm just going to assume like size 18
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He gets a free yellow car with each pair he buys. Which is quite fortunate as every time he drives it, the doors fall off and he has to cheer himself up by shooting water at someone from a fake flower he has on his lapel.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:49,
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Which technically means you'd be taller when you lie down.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:51,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:57,
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His coffin
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:14,
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Someone call Alec Baldwin and tell him to stop looking for Red October(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:18,
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Oh wilf :(www.theregister.co.uk/2013/08/01/trolls_ran_me_off_the_internet_says_fashion_blogger/
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who is dozer?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:50,
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The last time I was on a train to Manchester I was hanging out my arseIt was the day after our staff do with a free bar
*shudders*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:17,
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The last time I went to Manchester, I had a decent timebut then we got stuck as the train broke down. Two hours sitting on the tracks with no air conditioning on a roasting hot summer's day. It was hellish.
From that day on, I decided that everything north of Watford, but particularly and especially Manchester, was for cunts.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:20,
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Last time I was in Manchester for non-work I got remarkably drunk with AA(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:21,
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My last and only sojourn to Manchester was to see the 2nd Ben vs Eubanks fightat old Trafford.....No big screens it was like watching two ants on a matchbox :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:48,
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I would actually go for a drink with Dozerif he were to come to London, but I'd not go to Leeds or where ever it is that he lives, I might catch Northern.
Christ it's dead in here.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:38,
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I LINKED THIS UP THERE BUT NO ONE COMMENTEDwww.theregister.co.uk/2013/08/01/trolls_ran_me_off_the_internet_says_fashion_blogger/
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it's almost like it wasn't worth talking about...(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:45,
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Not much chance of that, central Leeds has been pretty much overrun with your lot.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:56,
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eh?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:44,
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Running a pilot here, and people keep contacting us from coventry, we're only set up in 18 hospitals in London.
ITS MESSIN MY STATS
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ohhhhhhhh....that(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:46,
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