Long haul, quiet resort, has to be some stuff to do outside the resort
but otherwise high end booze and food on tap 24 hours!!

Not Cancun or it's like. Or Europe. That's for cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I just don't like 'resorts', not even 'high end' ones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

The posh hotels aren't like resorts these days.
They rooms tend to be villas on their own.

Everything else is like a restaurant.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

TBH as stunned poster says
you can get some great ones. I would generally agree with you regarding resorts and have done some cheap horrors out of desperation, However I have been on a couple that were great, and you could travel around etc. free of the resort but it was handy to have it as a base.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I've done 2 Maldives holidays that were spectacular
but it is two weeks doing absolutely NOTHING.

I don't have a problem with this but some people need to do stuff.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

The odd day of doing fuck all I can cope with.
But a whole fortnight of it would drive me crackers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)

the jamaica one
I scuba'd, horse rode... walked along the beach to a local bar and drank heavily, etc. as I said lower down it just depends on the type of resort really.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Yeah, fair enough.
My bird's the same.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Yeah, me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I like the ones where prostertution is legal and the age of concent is nice and low, about 12 does it.
The trouble is with a lot of them, homosexuality is illegal... win some lose some.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)

From the pre-pubescent boys of the third world there is a collective sigh of relief.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)