Moving house allowed me to fling a load of crap away that we'd been hoarding
It is far too difficult to get into the loft in the new house, hence many tip trips
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Pls also come and empty all the crap out of my loft.
Thx.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

is a euphemism for?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Suckling me dry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Like you don't know, you old queen.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Old loft was emptied
New loft was vetted before filling
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Did you make sure the previous cunts emptied it?
My last place the garret was packed with the previous owners shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Next to nowt in the house apart from some odd old books
Gonna go to the antique bookshop and see if they are worth anything
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Have you got Flyfishing by J R Hartley?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I have YMFisting by Me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Could you hold it for me?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)

It needs a wash first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:36, Reply)

My name?
Yes, it's J R Hartley.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Why would that stupid cunt not keep a copy of his own book?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Senile.
He had hundreds of copies.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)

You hum it, I'll play it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Watch out - one of them might be The Neverending Story and then that chutney Limahl will be singing in your front garden for weeks.
Happened to me - in the end I got Rentokil round to get rid of him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Remeber what you see is not a mystery but Rentokil.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)

*mistress Meakers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:35, Reply)

You bought Fanny Craddock's old gaff?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Right shithole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I found lots of WW2 stuff in my Loft when I moved in

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Like what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Heinrich Himmler

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Anne Frank

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)

+ 's drumkit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Bayonet's German/english/US
a Lugar, Barretta Mag, gas masks, uniform patches, Three Nazi flags journals, medals, a iron cross and loads more.....
gave them all to the Castle Museum
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

*hears Monty weeping uncontrolably*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)

eeping +anking
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Is this a lie?
Do you still have *any* of it? CAN I HAVE A NAZI FLAG TO USE AS A BEDSPREAD PLEASE?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Hipster prick

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)

pst tl
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

SudetenLOLS

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)

LOFT CHAT
A friend of mine put on a festival a few years back, dedicated to local legend Delia Derbyshire.
One of the people involved went round to see her old house and was invited in by the current owner, who then proceeded to hand over a load of Delia's old stuff - school reports, ration book, gas mask, etc. - that he had found in the loft when he moved in.

THIS IS A COOL STORY SO FUCK OFF, BRO
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)

who?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Dali FUCKING Derbyshire, that's who!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Electronic music pioneer and member of the BBC Radiophonic Workshop
You may have heard her work on the Dr Who theme, for example.
Basically all the cool sounding shit on any BBC sci-fi programme from the 60s-80s was made by her and her colleagues.
She was very cool.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)

TV chef, lives in Norwich

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I bet YM used to be a gas mask model.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)

That is actually a cool story bro.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Innit
www.7inch.org.uk/news/2008/09/stalking-delia/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)