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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That thread's shit, let's have a new one.Al is a cunt. What other Internet Facts can you tell me?
alt: pricks.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:15,
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I can't stop myself from singing this to the tune of Bonzo Goes to Bitburg(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:30,
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ApparentlyI am a shortarsed, prostitute murdering, head wrong alcoholic, who's a shit husband.
Only one of these is true.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:27,
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you're not that short. it's true(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:28,
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Finally admitting to the prostitute murdering thing eh?Good man.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:29,
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Benny And The Pets
Elton's Llama album. Tonight on Radio 3, pop pickers.
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Dr Zahi Hawass is the biggest cunt on earth(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:49,
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He does appear to think he personally owns the fucking pyramids.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:14,
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"Just leave them at the side of the plate, dear, I'm sure the dogs will love them."
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He always seems really smug.I agree with your assessment of 'cunt'.
So, any particular reason he's pissed on your chips?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:26,
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he single handedly cheapened his noble subject with wild speculation unworthy of even Tony fucking Robinson(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:32,
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all for international renownWhen the regime wss toppled in yer Arab spring he was sacked I think, the wanker
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:36,
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Just watching GoT right now, as a matter of factling.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:38,
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Well I've just been listening to the football on the radio.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:41,
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Someone gets brought back to life by someone else when you don't expect it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:42,
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something about Dennis Pennis(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:50,
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He only ever came out with one good question. To Demi Moore;
'So, Demi, with a future movie, if the script called for it, would you consider keeping your clothes on?'
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:03,
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Hey, hey Steve Martin! So why aren't you funny any more?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:18,
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They lied to you.A dinosaur onsie isn't a proper suit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:46,
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Go on then tell us about it so we can mock youOr just link it to save us lots of questions
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:47,
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They've got the least useful website in the history of the worldBut it's by Sacoor Bros.
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Kroney, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:52,
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That website is...astonishingGonz could do better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:56,
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I thought he looked like a budget baldwin(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:05,
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Did you see the pics of those lions where the cunts in a Chinese zoo threw snow at them?The lions' eyes have gone all... Oh fuck it. Wait
www.yourdailymedia.com/post/turns-out-lions-dont-like-snowball-fights/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:20,
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Fucking hell. That's really saying something. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:01,
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What colour? This is importantIf you say novelty check, green or brown, you are disowned.
Or leather.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:12,
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Some checks are the heigh of fashion at the moment(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:15,
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Damned straight.Besides, when you get into the sort of money that could buy you a car, I'd buy the car.
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Kroney, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:24,
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I think you have better taste in shits than carsI clocked that typo but you know what, imma leave it there...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:27,
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Where is lighty?One of the links above let slip who has the OTHER light in chains account. Pippi strikes again!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:05,
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Poor lightyHe's always so..... Erm... Ambivalent about you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:18,
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I'm far too old for his tastesAlright burd?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:21,
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Ooh is lighty a paedo now? MarvellousI am sore from the gym, darling. She made me do loads of split squats. How's the new job thing going, in the bag yet??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:23,
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Fuxkers stiffed me swipey, met the team In a 4th interview then they have it to the internal candidate Prolly for the best I was only in it for the money
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:25,
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Fucking hell though, what a waste of timeCunts
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:28,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA Loser.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:29,
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I hope you are claiming interview expenses.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:32,
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Nah, tbh worked around work travel anyway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:34,
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Alright Jeffers, how was the north and the cricket?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:25,
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The north was 'the north' the cricket was great.Sadly, I'll be back in the north in a couple of week, I'll probably use that as a chance to not meet Dozer again though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:25,
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Not meeting Dozer was one of the highlights.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:28,
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Well his view on life did some time ago. Must be what happens when you're in a relationship with a sex worker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:34,
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*you're not getting the joke written clearly in english on the internet*(, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:39, Reply)
sorry I was distracted by googling your real name while at home alone at night.(, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 23:16, Reply)
stop trying to act lyk your popular no one even fuckign likes you...not even your 'best friends'....so you should just go and shut up and sit in a fucking corner by yourself(, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:34, Reply)
I post on ask.ymTurns out she is well game.
Nothing she won't do.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:39,
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