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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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and yet i still wouldn't sleep with you if i made a fake vagina out of a leper's stomach and let you stick it in there

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'd rather fuck Stunned than get within 5 metres of your fetid minge.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)
*golf claps all round*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)
you've met rapeyrape
so you know how low my standards have dropped in the past.

and yet i'd still turn you down.

you might as well kill yourself now.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)
YOU FUCKED CHOMPY?!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:55, Reply)
i don't count it in my magic number, no

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:04, Reply)
But you fucked Chompy, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)
to answer that i'd have to go into technical detail
the likes of which would scar you to your very soul
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I think technically the penetration needs to break the one inch barrier to count

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Shit
Does that mean I am still a virgin, or does only count if you are the penetrated not the penetrator
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)
There'll never be a need to turn me down, as I wouldn't want to go near you in the first place.
I have an aversion to fat northern ginger bints with excessively poor body odour and a labia that could be used for windsurfing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:59, Reply)
This is why I log on here ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)
you know he's at the vinegar strokes just picturing it
little face all red and sweaty, tongue protuding from his spit-flecked lips, right hand frantically flogging his half flaccid pudding...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)
I'd rather slice my penis off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

let's face it, it's not like you use it for anything other than typing on here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)
HTH
www.cgarsltd.co.uk/round-chromegun-metal-double-blade-cutter-p-3651.html?gclid=CLjj1LTN7bgCFcJc3godMTMASg
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Goodness me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:56, Reply)
i might bring one to the next bash anyway
for the lols
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)

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