Oh dear god I used to get eye-arr-ell upset here sometimes.
Hasn't happened for a fair long while though. Must have mellowed out or matured or some shit like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:00, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You are only just an adult now though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

^ GROOMING ALERT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

This is true.
It's weird. I don't like it. Bills? Rent? Grocery shopping? fuck that. I want to go back to watching Telly and playing Atari.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Take a tip from Twoey - he spends all day watching telly and playing Atari and keeps a wife to take care of those other things.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Oh, I'm living the life, alright
I'm eating so much vegetarian food recently Tangled. I reckon I've almost off-set my carnivorous footprint.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)

You ought to be aware that when you do eventually leave your wife to come and live with me, it will pretty much be only vegetarian food.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I can dig that
Although I might nip down to the shed for the occasional cheeky sausage. Ahem.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I'm sure tangle's shed is only full of hard-core quorn

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

So you're saying I should keep a wife to take care of those things???
I can do that. Not right now, but I can do that. Not sure that she'll agree though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)

You signed up when you were a mere child.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I noel what you mean.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Oh Gonz, you're just so lolwackycrazybucketsoffun.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Tee Hee Eee
Alright P'dawl? How's the southern hemisphere at the moment? True story, I have 3 friends who have moved there over the last year, fucking well jell of their life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Southern Hemisphere is cold and wet. Just like England. I like it.
First time I've properly been on here in a while. I miss you fuck knuckles sometimes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Hah, don't be gay, we reckon you're safe-as too =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

yeah, because the internet was better than the "social life" I had available.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Or it's to do with Noel hardly ever posting anymore.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID AUSSIE DRONGO.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

what a HOON eh WP

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I dunno what I'm doing to be honest bonzo.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Being a fatlord?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)

I'm actually quite slim and fairly handsome.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)

to a given degree
of slim and handsome
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)

By given degree, are we talking minke or blue whale?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:12, Reply)

He looks like the lovechild of Eric Stoltz and The Beast from Disney's Beauty and the Beast

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)

That's hot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I'd tap that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Fucking brilliant.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Stoltz Pickles
Disney's Beauty and the Beast Revelations
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)