Alright Nakers.
My day was really shit.

How many times can you wake up in the morning and think 'I have to go to work with a complete shower of cunts' before you quit?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:33, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well, if we draw a comparison between "working with" and "being married to"
then we can take the example of Battereds wife. Now, given that we know she got knocked up a couple of months before the wedding, we can theorize that they've been married for about 2 years or so.

So the answer would be 2 years or so.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)

I dunno Jeffers my people are alright it's the work that's a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:39, Reply)

^^^^
In my case, it seems to be an unlimited number of times.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Well when you sell up you can change jobs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Monty is very well qualified for lots of other positions.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:45, Reply)

I kind of am, the problem being that they'd be other positions similar to this one,
which would be monumentally dull and a waste of what's left of my intellect.

Bah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:46, Reply)

1. I hate managing people
2. I hate the public
3. I hate most things
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:48, Reply)

Become a bus driver or a postman.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:48, Reply)

Bus driver would be even more horrendous
Dealing with the public and counting their pennies.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:52, Reply)

All the 'pub bore' jobs round my way get snapped up in seconds.
I blame Nick Clagg.


I'm leaving that typo in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)

It's funny, because he's a bit like a turd that's stuck to you arsehole.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)

the arsehole in this case being David Cameron

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:24, Reply)

Become a sunglasses salesman in Bongo Bongo Land.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:50, Reply)

What's a pub bore job?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:00, Reply)

you know
The bloke in the juicer who joins in your conversation unbidden, tedious unfunny fiveskin with an opinion on everything. Basically my perfect job.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:14, Reply)

The 'Legless' if you will.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:24, Reply)

Didn't realise you worked with Al.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:15, Reply)