I'll take the Martin LX1
I can't pay you for it though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

With regret, that's not on the list
I love it too much to let it go
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I need an acoustic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)

This is a great time to buy one
There's so much choice out there for every budget. I recommend giving Sigma a look. They used to be owned by Martin, but they still use the same designs and build quality, but for a fraction of the price.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:08, Reply)

*makes notes*
I may have to ask Santa for one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:09, Reply)

They're brilliant for the money
Find out if your local place stocks them and give one a strum.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:15, Reply)

What I'd really like is a Gibson J200
Can you get me one?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Hey, what my baby wants, my baby gets

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

You're the best sugar daddy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Great news!
Mrs TH is getting a Gibson J200!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I wish
She's never shown any interest. It would be so much easier to get big purchases past her if she did.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I tried a J200 - found it a bit cumbersome...
...probably due to my short arms and fat gut. Weren't they called 'The whispering giant' at one time because they were very very quiet for such a big guitar?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I saw John Renbourn live a couple of years ago
He was using what I can only describe as a fat guy guitar stand - a little stand to support his guitar on his lap, so that he could hold it in such a position that his rather large belly didn't inhibit his playing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I've seen those!
They were supposed to hold the guitar at the correct angle - bet they were actually designed for the more portly gentleman though!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:58, Reply)

What you need is a slap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

+bass

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I will have the Fireball XL5

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I'll have the Run DMC

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I'll have the Notorious BIG

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I saw his only UK gig.
It was during his 'still alive' period. He was bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:17, Reply)

He got much better after he died

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:17, Reply)

He sure did.
Like that INXS chap - he was fucking dreadful MOR pop when he was alive - afterwards, a rock legend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Although not very good at wanking
Which in itself, should be quite straighforward
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

If you can't mastur the basics (GEDDIT!!!!) then you've no hope.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:25, Reply)

To be fair to the chap
He was shagging Kylie when she still had 2 proper breasts so that is a feather in his MOR cap
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:23, Reply)