here, as it's quite quiet this morning, see if you can answer my question about albert the nightstalking marshmallow on here
b3ta.com/questions/exposed/post2043713
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It sounds to me like in his wankiing haste he omitted to lock the door, is all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:15, Reply)

It sounds to me like he was, as per usual, LIEmallowing out his arse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:16, Reply)

It's a shame it's a lie. Having somebody that creepy would have produced endless amusement.

( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

He has three hands?
"Squirt of lovely smelling pink soap in left hand, yes. Trousers round ankles, yes. Right hand positioned on wall above toilet bowl, yes. Spare hand ready to work, yes"

Also, using pearl soap for lube is rank.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

hahaha didn't spot that,good old Octomallow.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I dont think I have ever used lube to have a wank
Am I doing it wrong
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Depends on if you are cut innit.
I don't either but...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:28, Reply)

NO WANK CHAT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)

HE STARTED IT!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Ought to let him finish if he's already started.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:37, Reply)

That's good manners!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Magnus Magnusson lols

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:40, Reply)

I'm at the Magnus strokes!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Thanks guys

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)