Happy birthday you knobber
I'm about to sell my flat because I can't afford anything - literally all day fucking long, so this is sad but the 'when did you last..' question make ne chuckle simply because the answer is 'all the time for the past three years'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:00, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That sucks le grande balls old son.
Will sellingthe flat help out properly, or is it last ditch?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I'll have no debt and about 50-60k
Not enough to get another flat anywhere nice
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Could be worse though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:36, Reply)

considerably

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Best of luck with that
I'm off for a walk to see if it makes me feel any better
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)

:(
Sorry, Monters old bean.

I live pretty much hand to mouth too if it's any consolation.

Fucking expensive on your tod.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)

if you tried putting out a bit more
you might find someone
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:12, Reply)

I'm with someone!!
I was thinking about co-habiting next year after we've been together more than a year.
I've not had the best experiences of living with partners in the past so proceed with caution.

but that's another story.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Men! They're all bastards!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)

except me of course

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Woah hold on I thought you were a bird?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Well
While technically male, my genitals are so small that its an easy mistake to make
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Looks like a cunt
Smells like a cunt


ITS A CUNT!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)