OK then
A few Saturdays ago when I woke up early and was sitting having a cup of coffee in peace in the living room.

7am comes round I suddenly I can hear a load of really noisy banging and crashing. Looked out the window and a fucking scrappy lorry was there, "acquiring" stuff from the skip next door. One of them was happily stamping a 30' length of metal tubing flat by jumping up and down on it - on a metal drain cover. This was rather annoyinging but I figured he'd be finished soon enough. Then his mate decided to throw a few massive lumps of scaffolding into the lorry too and that was it.

Straight outside to tell them to shut the fuck up, bright red face, proper raging. One bloke told me to fuck off so I was out the garden and charging towards them shouting and asking them if they were registered and I was taking their reg plate when they both jumped in and fucked off sharpish
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Needs more flying kicks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

It was about 10' away from starting

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

this could be a movie
Coming soon: Bruce Willis in: NORTHERN RAGE
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Yippee Why Aye Mother Fucker

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Clicks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)

"Fallin' Doon" , surely?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Look Whees Tarkin'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)

That film about the tsunami, as well.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)

AVE A LOOK IN DRINKS CABINERT!

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)