All go on here tonight.
Get yourself dahn Brizzle, Batts. Ale and a stroll about!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright Stunned.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Right, buoy.
Car outside! Cricket won. Crab linguine for Dina! Nae bad.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Which car did you get?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Old geezers Volvo V60.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)

That'll be quite nippy!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:44, Reply)

140 top speed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

You'll be down in 45 minutes then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)

And banned first weekend.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)

It would be better if the police had a naughty step they could use before a ban.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Beta step, so to speak.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:50, Reply)

What colour did you go for? Manual or auto? Full leather I hope. Saloon or estate?
Details man. I need details.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Black. Manual. Estate. Leather/material cross.
2l 165 bhp.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Good lad.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Love the six speed manual. Paranoid about throwing it into reverse on the motorway coming back!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

How come you can put a car in first when it's still rolling backwards
But you can't put it into reverse when it's rolling forwards?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Clutch and drivetrain direction.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:55, Reply)

I am planning to, but not sure i will be in the right mood for it. If I'm not I'd rather stay away than be an IRL wanker*
* for a change.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Relax. Take your mind off til next week.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Has it been a difficult 30 minutes?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2046430
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Nah. Ex being nasty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Be good if you can make it and have a chance of scene
But fully understand if you'd rather now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)

And in English...?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Oh yeah.
I am a mong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Well, that goes without saying.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:49, Reply)

We're also about to do the financial part of the divorce; Form E. not sure a hotel ( no matter how cheap I was to go) would look good at this time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Or a trip to Edinburgh?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:49, Reply)

I'm not paying for that. Mummy and daddy inlaws are.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Good for the gander etc.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)

She's somehow found out I've spent £2.2k on a sofa. Judge might not like that...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)

You going full on court settlement?
In which case, claim half the house.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Or at the very least make her realise how fucking lucky she is that you're not!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:58, Reply)

Nah. Micro's domestic stability is key. Ain't touching even any beneficial interest on the place that may be due. Given there is no mortgage it means micro will always have a roof over her head.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:58, Reply)

But she could have two of them.
If she downsized and you bought somewhere.

Or are you concerned that doing that will encourage her to fuck off north of the border?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Your ex wife will need very little from you then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)

As she would if she lived with you and not someone who expects her parents and her ex to give her a living
I'm not disputing what you're saying at all, but she should realise that 99% of people wouldn't agree to what you are agreeing to accept.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:06, Reply)

Quick take it back and get something shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:55, Reply)

You need a sofa. Who's to say what's reasonable?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Ask them whether they'd prefer your flat was a death trap for when micro visits.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Ask the solicitor - don't make yourself miserable speculating
If he thinks it's a problem, then listen. Personally I'd be surprised if a reasonable/cheap hotel were any sort of a problem. You're divorcing, not dying, and a court would see that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:57, Reply)

No point moping, you may as well have some fun while you can

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:44, Reply)