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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When I decided to buy kelloggs crunchy nut granola with chocolate
That shit is more addictive than crack. Never ever buying that again!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:52, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Is this a cereal?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:52, Reply)
It's a mountain of oats and fat and sugar pretending to be a cereal, yes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:53, Reply)
And better than standard crunchy nut, the king of adult cereals?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:54, Reply)
A billion times better
It's even a million times better than the crunchy nut clusters, hitherto most indulgent and tasty cereal treat on the planet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:58, Reply)
If I try it and its rank I will send you the bill.ive been let down before.
ricicles
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:04, Reply)
Try it
www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=276667560

Then thank me. You won't regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:05, Reply)
IS THAT DARK CHOCOLATE?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:07, Reply)
I hate dark chocolate
Trust me. Buy the stuff. You'll be begging to lick my arse with gratitude within 5 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:11, Reply)
I may give it a whirl, but I doubt I will be that grateful.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:13, Reply)
We'll see.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Yes, we shall.....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:24, Reply)
I'll make sure I wear pants with a slit in them, like for a monkey's tail

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:27, Reply)
Congratulations on your post. I can't honestly tell of its funny or creepy.
Both, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:29, Reply)
If it made your balls want to run back up inside your body, that's OT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:35, Reply)
I'll ask them.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)

OT amore
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:05, Reply)
I did think of that song when I read it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Adults don't eat cereal.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:04, Reply)
I don't eat it for breakfast
But it's a nice supper. Cornflakes with cold milk and a sprinkling of sugar is a great comfort food.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:06, Reply)
A bowl or two of crunchy nut is great when you can't be arsed to cook.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:07, Reply)
I just don't get cereal.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:08, Reply)
It's available at all good retailers.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:09, Reply)
And some bad ones too.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:18, Reply)
Tune in tomorrow for the answer!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:53, Reply)
'Last time on kellogs crunchy nut granola with chocolate....'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:55, Reply)

"Did Swipes boyfriend drop a crunchy nut granola with chocolate in the bed prior to making love, leading to a massive misinterpretation of events and subsequent public humiliation?"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Cereal should not contain chocolate.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:03, Reply)
Now this is debatable
As a healthy breakfast choice, I agree

But as an afternoon treat/snack or supper? Fucking NOM.

I don't like granola with milk on though, it goes soggy. I like my milk icy cold and on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Firstly adults don't eat cereal.
Secondly, an afternoon snack ought to be an apple or something. Thirdly supper? I eat dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Sometimes an apple just doesn't cut it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Apples make me more hungry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:14, Reply)
I like apples
But sometimes you need something more solid
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Eve, is that you?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:15, Reply)
You've got milk on all over the side of your face

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Lol clix
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:14, Reply)
Stunned?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:15, Reply)
do i look like a one footed, ruddy faced, lumbering oaf?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:24, Reply)
From what I hear, 3/4 ain't bad

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:26, Reply)
yeah well i hear things too fanta pants

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:29, Reply)
Oh man:(((((

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:34, Reply)
tbf your new profile pic is very dark, no ginge at all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:37, Reply)
That was the same day I'd had it dyed. Lighty took that - I was pulling faces at stunned calling himself "dirty daddy donkeh"
It's a BIT lighter than that now :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:38, Reply)
I agree in theory.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:05, Reply)
I eat fake weetabix with no sugar

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:07, Reply)
You're sick.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Sometimes I jut have some brown toast a piece of fruit
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:10, Reply)
I'm with you nakker,
This lot are weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:15, Reply)

White toast is really, really shite.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Brown bread makes better toast, ESP thick nutty granary bread
But we did spend too many hungover weekends eating entire loaves of white toast smothered in butter and salt at uni
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Eh... If it's white it's not fuckin' toast.

Just to clarify. No offence.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:26, Reply)
If it's been in the toaster
It's toast!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:26, Reply)
what do cows drink?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Water
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)
NAH IDIOT THEY DRINK MILK7

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)
Babies' blood
This is why we should never eat them
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Ah, I've been using the microwave.

*Ding*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:29, Reply)
White bread is a bit rubbish in general.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:25, Reply)
A proper hot French baguette is a thing of beauty
Or fancy White bread, like with bits of roasted onion or something. But sliced White loaves, yeah, agreed
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:26, Reply)
White bread in general is shite

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:25, Reply)
there is a time and a place for a nice white bloomer or some sour dough
but brown granary is my day to day bread fo' shizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:27, Reply)
You're right on bread
Wrong on omelettes
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:28, Reply)
omelettes are shit
the beatles are shit
game of thrones is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:29, Reply)
Omelettes are lush
The Beatles never paid for their own pizza

Game of thrones I'll prob read the books one day. I won't watch the tv show. I don't own any pewter dragons.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:31, Reply)
I had a girlfriend that used to buy me skull candles and dragons and shit.
I have a box of them somewhere at my dads I think . I never knew why. I read a lot of fantasy and Sci Fi, but never showed any interest in those sort of accessories, and yet, I own more than most.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:36, Reply)
Someone on here would probably pay good money for that!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:37, Reply)
I'd rather burn it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)
Sounds like a fitting end for it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)
your metal leanings probably didn't help

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)
That was it though,
I do have long hair, I do wear a leather, I did ride a motorbike, but I still wanted my house to not look like a 13 yr old bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)

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