Monty's aspirations are far better than mine.
I couldn't afford to buy in London. I'll have to co-own, which means a proper grown-up relationship like the one Chompy just threw away.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

look he'd been up all night high end gaming and drinking home brew, he didn't mean to snap, but why can't she put her fucking thongs in the wash basket!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)

The nipple tassles get caught around the drumshaft, burning the motor out.
LAST NIGHT WAS THE LAST FUCKING TIME, TALLULAH
( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Because they're all stuffed under his side of the mattress

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

You might want to work on that proposal before you try it out on your original gangster girlfriend

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I glad I'm not the only person who thinks og means this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:31, Reply)

The other week, we were driving somewhere-or-other, I forget.
Anyway, we drove past some coppers and she made a pistol out of her fingers and did a sideways style simulated driveby at them.

Me face did this: 8/
( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Good job you aren't Brazilian then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Fact.
I like my gonads hairy.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

+ and I cannot lie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)