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What else is happening this evening except football & shit TV?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:26, 130 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm having a toffee crisp.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Life in the fast lane.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:29, Reply)
I wish I had something more exciting to report.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:30, Reply)
I know exactly what you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:31, Reply)
I intended to go for a cycle but in the end I couldn't be bothered today. Ho hum.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:35, Reply)
I am vegetating on my new sofa feeling more and more ill all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:38, Reply)
What's wrong with you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Started as a sore throat & the shits, now a swollen windpipe so bad it hurts to drink water. Raging fever. Aching all over.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Ach shak
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:51, Reply)
At least micro's not around for you to pass it on to.
Silver linings etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:51, Reply)
I may have picked it up from her tbh. Kids are rather generous with their germs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Im still at work :(
20 minutes to go before I descend into a hedonistic night of home cooking and watching the series finale of Damages that Ive been re-watching.

It is only wednesday mind.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:42, Reply)
I have been home less than an hour and I'm already quite bored.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Cheer up Froggatt,
Listen to the radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:51, Reply)
It's on brother, absolute radio 90's

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Oh, well, if you call that Radio.
Armageddon is on BBC3,thats a good stupid film.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:59, Reply)
It's kinda semi feel good nonsense

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:06, Reply)
I don't really get bored in my own company.
Indifferent, but not bored!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:53, Reply)
My plans have been scuppered by lethargy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:55, Reply)
I hear that.
Right. I'm off.

Laters innit. Thursday tomorrow. There's something to look forward to
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:57, Reply)
My old work colleagues got me a mixed box of beer,
So I might get my way through a couple of those and read a book or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Reading is a much underrated way of spending time. You have reminded me I need to stock up on some more books on my kindle.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:54, Reply)
A beer, maybe a joint, some music and occasionally being a prick on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:57, Reply)
A JOINT!
That's a great idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:00, Reply)
I'd love one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:01, Reply)
Yeah, harsh weed will sort your throat out.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:04, Reply)
I had my first spliff in at least ten years a couple of months ago. It won't be another ten years before I have one again.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:05, Reply)
sometimes it does
I've nuked a sore throat with bongs more than once
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:08, Reply)
Has the estate agent been yet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:10, Reply)
1pm tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Looks like you're going to have to settle on only managing the last one on my list tonight

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:05, Reply)
That counts for most of us I imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:06, Reply)
It really is

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Right, back in 10

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:20, Reply)

youtu.be/RKqWniRoR54
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:23, Reply)
not heard that
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:29, Reply)
There's a few good compilations about, all with names like 'Reefer Songs', 20s and 30s jazz/blues

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)
I've heard some good hobo recordings

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:34, Reply)

heard made
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:36, Reply)
I've read this forum post about someone who made spliff-liquid and put it in an e-cig.
I thought that was pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:11, Reply)
those vaporiser things do the same thing but are more cumbersome

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:25, Reply)
iplayer: king alfred and the anglo saxons
Depressingly predictive text doesn't have saxons but does have Saxondale
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:11, Reply)
Oh dear. I hate predictive text.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:14, Reply)
I think you're overrating here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:17, Reply)
But Armageddon is on.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Little known fact that I just made up that probably isn't true....
... the main theme song from that made more money than the film itself.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:15, Reply)
Anglo Saxons bruv

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Torrode is making a tomato tatin which looks quite good.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Yeah, you're probably right, but I'm still going to watch Armageddon.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:19, Reply)
I started watching it but was put off by Brucey's 'hair'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:35, Reply)
Team Dozer have just scored a football try.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:11, Reply)
sasquatch united have a home run?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:13, Reply)
351/4!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:15, Reply)
Scots lezzers have curled one.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:16, Reply)
I hope they wash their hands

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:21, Reply)
THERE IS NOTHING EXCEPT FOOTBALL



Anyone who says otherwise is a complete bendersexual.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:13, Reply)
shut up you knobber

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:14, Reply)
You're a porridge wog
You should be excited.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:15, Reply)
I'm a louche intellectual b3th
Running around like children is only exciting to lower orders
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:18, Reply)

louche intellectual th nder
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:21, Reply)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:22, Reply)
paki

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Fuck off saggy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:14, Reply)
You're just porridge cousins
with Gonz.

You know, now he's doing your ex and that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:16, Reply)
He's welcome to the bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Any progress since the other night?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:17, Reply)
Nope. She's away.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Except, she doesn't like jews.
Like most of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Fat.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Well, that's just mean.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Football is crap.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:21, Reply)
^^ THIS ^^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Putting my X in this box and all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:25, Reply)
something about high end gaming

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:27, Reply)
No, youn are
and so's you're face
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:23, Reply)
My face is handsome

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:31, Reply)
it sure is
Don't listen to this mod prick
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Says the prick with a mod doormat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:35, Reply)
BELLBOY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:37, Reply)
I watched 2 mins of football.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:36, Reply)
Did you feel your testosterone levels start to rise?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Did anyone kick the ball in the goal? that's the best bit of that game apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:41, Reply)
No. I felt boredom. And pity.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:41, Reply)
And an overwhelming desire to watch musical theatre?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:43, Reply)
No b3th, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)
COME ON THE ARSENAL ! FOR GODS SAKE, I DONT NEED ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:15, Reply)
Jockanese one up.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:14, Reply)
I'm starting to feel a bit ill

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:26, Reply)
That's because you're a BENDER.
I reckon you've caught aids off battered.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:27, Reply)
we took precautions

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)
You used stunned as a prophylactic?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:35, Reply)
Punch a vicar

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Do you think you'll end up off sick with that 'Jimmy Hill disease' you mentioned?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:28, Reply)
if I don't die of a broken foot first

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:37, Reply)
13th Floor Elevators on the radio right now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:34, Reply)
ever seen that Roky Erickson film?
Sad and depressing but great viewing. The Eye Mind book also great. Ever heard his first band The Spades? excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:37, Reply)
I've got the book somewhere, but not got round to reading it.
Haven't seen the film either.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:38, Reply)
harrowing stuff
His mum is more mental than him
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:40, Reply)
I thought I was ill but it turned out I just needed a massive shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:37, Reply)
Oh god, I had a poo today I thought might kill me.
Spicy food can be dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:42, Reply)
If my guts don't clear up soon I'm going to start wearing a deep sea diving outfit to avoid the stench.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Just run the shower while you poo.
Unless you've got one of those fancy separate trap rooms, in which case, poo in the bath with the shower running.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:46, Reply)
I did this in a hotel when enjoying food poisoning.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Oh god really?
I was joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Yep. Drunk too.
Pissed up, pissing out my arse, in the shower. Dark days.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:54, Reply)
No wonder you're depressed.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:54, Reply)
He should try cheering up a bit
That usually helps
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:58, Reply)
It was a while ago, but maybe I have never really got over it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:57, Reply)
I do that all the time.
Just for a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:03, Reply)
You wacky scamp

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Chili for lunch was a bad choice.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Stunned has pointed out the weather for Saturday looks a bit shit.
I may consider a pub with a better indoor area than outdoor area.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Better make sure it's got a disabled access, what with his foot falling off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:15, Reply)
He's driving so he'll be down in record time
What's that officer? I was going too fast you say.... Well, it wasn't that I wanted to put my foot down, it just fell off...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:19, Reply)
Could you find somewhere with decent parking please?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:15, Reply)
I'll find something in much the same area.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:17, Reply)
Fair do's.
But I'm not expecting there to be much on-street parking, so a venue with its own car park would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:20, Reply)
Next to no chance around Clifton of finding a pub with a car park I'm afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Tell you what, a dozen or so people will accept somewhere second rate to drink, just so you can park your car eh?
FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Alright, wind your neck in, Dorothy.
I was only fucking asking.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Soz I'll be in France on Saturday

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:16, Reply)
If it's wet, this isn't a bad boozer
www.themallpubbristol.co.uk/

Warning - it's likely to have students in it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:20, Reply)
Same people have this one I think
(Or at least the same web designer)

www.thecliftonbristol.co.uk/

Another nice boozer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:23, Reply)

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