One Night Stand Disasters Sub-thread

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:57, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is anyone sober enough to remember the details of a one night stand

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I once had to make the walk of shame home with purple hair dye all over my hands

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Why had she dyed her growler purple, though?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Silly sporters fucked a bunch of grapes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)

She did wine somewhat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)

something something Prince something

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Yes :(

( Kroney, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:59, Reply)

He didn't call, did he?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Usually the victim.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)

alright Chompy give Bobby his log in back

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I remember you being a helmet, are you alright now?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Leopards/spots

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Got to be sure though, horses for their own and what not

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

He's a cunt Bob. A total cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Yep still a helmet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Yep, it wasn't the best morning

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I don't think I've had any disasters.
Except maybe getting punched because I couldn't remember her name in the morning.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)

OK
I had a one nighter with a rather attracitive lady, who unfortunately had a gentleman partner.

I meant this couple of a night out (a few weeks later) and didn't realise they were together and thought I would chance my hand at a repeat visit to beddie fun...

It went wrong when said chap decided to introduce me to various fixtures and fittings in the pub, due to a) his immense size b) his righteous anger c) me being a big ol scaredy cat
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Oh dear

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I had the last laugh though
As I fucked his missus


TRUE LAD
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I had a girl go full psycho about half way through, and started throwing stuff and telling me to get out and punching and scratching.
I ran for it and she text and apologise the next day, saying her old boyfriend was abusive and we should try again. I politely declined.

And the girl with the full on dungeon setup, see swing ropes and whips and stuff. I noped straight outta there.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)