I'm going to the Great British Beer Festival tomorrow.
I get to ride the Overground all teh way from Highbury to Kensington Olympia.

Kensington is where they may Swipes.

I may phone her up when I'm drunk later and ask if I can come round and see her ginger pubes and have her buy me pizza.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:11, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Smooth moves, brah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I just need her to give me her phone number now.
I reckon just by posting the possibility that I may contact her will cause her to immediately gaz me her number.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)

She will be fizzing
and sliding around on her seat at the mere thought
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)

that is actually distressingly near my flat
but i won't be there. it's like you timed it ON PURPOSE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Oh man, this is terrible news. We're going for a curry afterwards too.
Do want me to text you where we end up and you can come and meet us?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

It didn't take her long to gaz you her mobile No.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Told you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)

as i'm on a date with the new bloke, i would only be around if it goes badly wrong
but i'll put my pride to one side and say that ONE DAY WE I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE CURRY WITH YOU AL, YOU LITTLE SCAMP.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Hey look, if he rapes you and leaves you in an alley, drop me a text and we'll see if we're close enough
to swing by and pick you up on the way to the indian.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I don't say this to anyone lightly, Al
But sometimes you can be a real gent
( Kroney, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Heart of gold that bloke

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Hey, it's nothing I wouldn't expect every single one of you to do.
I'm nothing special Kroney, I put my pants on one leg at a time in the morning.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Don't be modest, you're a people's hero
I expect you'll get a feature in Take A Break magazine any day now!
( Kroney, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)

fanks al

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I'll have to go there one year.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)

What, to swipes ginger pubes?
I thought you had already been there
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)

To the beer festival, oh you're trying to be funny... haven't you given that up yet?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)

The dead horse can still take a bit more flogging

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)

There may still be a last glimmer of life

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)