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Oooh, poor Cavywww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2393371/Man-28-likes-dressing-dog-arrested-having-sex-cat.html
When did your partner last embarrass you?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 18:06,
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mine is a massive whale which is terribly embarrassing...no wait that's you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 18:22,
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Fuck's sake, AND the rent's due today :((
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 18:36,
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PSSSSSSTTT psssstttttt
AB have all them massive bullies gone yet?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 19:05,
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I dunno, I'm not embarrassed by my partner. How's life living with a pagan land whale?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 19:18,
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Yeah, I wasn't sure about it, but I'm too proud to delete it twoey. Sorry.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:05,
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*stamps around banging pots and pans together singing HMS Pinafore"(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:08,
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*is a heron**ahes a long neck*
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:10,
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How's it going frog? I'm just off to spend 3 hours in a small room with 3 other sweaty men making loud noises and shouting.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:14,
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Good thanks.Did 15 miles on the bike, just deciding whether to bother with dinner or not. Party central as usual!
Should I ask what you are actually up to, or is it secret 'sex dungeon' shit that I'm better not knowing about?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:25,
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Band practice. I'm a delusional 26 year old who still dreams of making it big.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 21:22,
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*delusional fives*Just got in from my rehearsal.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:56,
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today when he couldn't spell "hypocrisy" and "hypocrite" correctly on the internet(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:29, Reply)
you and ape are an item ?Well, I never.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 21:41,
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Just finished work for the day.Can I have a beer now?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:06,
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Yes you mayI have had my wine for the evening
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:08,
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How many glasses of wine does Nakers take of an evening?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:11,
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Just the two this evening, enough to take the edge offWhy were you working so late?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:12,
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I've been stiched up by various peopleMeaning muggins here has shit loads to do.
I've been thinking of quitting for a bit, but I can't go now - need to leave 'em wanting more and walking out when things are this busy is a non-starter!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:13,
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Fucking mofosGot to leave those bridges eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:18,
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Innit.How are things in Nakersland?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:19,
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Alright, workin hard, but for everything that I clear out something else comes inLooking forward to the weekend, Jeffstock 3
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:21,
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Part of the working late this week is so that hopefully I don't have to work over the weekend.Meaning I can get a bit tipsy on Saturday.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:22,
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It'll be the usual disaster.Stunned and Monty will get to Bristol far too early, they'll be in the pub all afternoon and by the time the evening comes round, they'll be completely incoherent.
But it'll be a laugh.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:27,
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I'm getting a lift off stunnedBut I'm planning on taking my laptop and seeing if I can stream the footy. Thus avoiding two hours of trying to keep up with those reprobates.
Evening Jeff!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:37,
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What hotel are you in?(I might be able to suggest a reasonable boozer near by that'll do you some lunch and the game)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:40,
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It's a 3pm kick-offso only dodgy pubs would have it. I'm in the Best Western Victoria Square.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:52,
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No, Southend v StockportOf course it's the fucking Baggies game you mong.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:54,
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Now now.You don't want the black dude with natty dreads to come out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:54,
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Unfortunately, you are staying in a fairly nice part of BristolSo moody pubs aren't that likely for a stream of the game.
However, a lot of the pubs will have Wi-Fi!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:57,
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the hotel hasAnd i have stream sites bookmarked. Worst comes to worst I can listen to commentary on Albion player.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:07,
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We're playing Wolves though!You can laugh at them (and us).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:15,
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I suspect we won't be there until 4ishgiven we're meeting at Stunneds at noon, add an hour of faffing.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:39,
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ShatteredI blame 'going to the north'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:11,
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Are you going to Gay Paris with Tangles and Ashley Banjo?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:15,
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What have you got a caravan, tent or a trailer-tent?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:17,
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Nothing so plebeian as that.Staying in a gite. A wonderful barn conversion.
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Isn't being a veggie a bit difficult in France?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:23,
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Isn't being bent a bit difficult in France?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:25,
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There is fuck all in Brittany full stop, so I you wanna get away it'll be perfect(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:23,
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innit bruvThat's the point.
Beautifully clear night skies too, I'm a bit of an astronomy nerd.
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Whereabouts in Brittany?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:01,
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You'll have to link it 'cause I can't be bothered to look for itEven then I can't guarantee I'll vote for it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:00,
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Good work Tangles.A quiet night in drinking beer, listening to music and smoking weed I take it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:01,
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Nah, just got in from rehearsalThat stuff starts now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:02,
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Are you getting ready for your difficult second album?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:03,
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We are indeed.Seems pretty easy so far.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:04,
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You should bust out a few cover versions of popular songs.The kids lap that sort of shit up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:05,
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We areAlthough most of these songs were popular much longer ago
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:07,
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You'll be the Coventry JiveBunny!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:12,
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That's what we're aiming for.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:19,
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You should call the next albumNow That's What I Call Tangle 2
But rather than a pig on the cover, maybe a picture of a potato.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:22,
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It'll never beat Now Phats What I Small Music(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:24,
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covers of obscure songs are all the rage now.Birdy's from last year or the year before was canny.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:22,
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That was all I could think ofI've no idea what else he could be on about.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:25,
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I wouldn't bother googling eitherIn a nut shell, it's a 17 year old lass who covered songs by The National, Bon Iver, Cherry Ghost, etc.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:27,
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Why would she do that?Are they obscure?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:31,
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They were for me... Apart from Bon Iver and The Naked and Famous*shrugs*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:33,
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Very.Worked for her. It was an international success. Also gave the original bands a little boost.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:33,
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Oooh, are the making fun-sized Boost bars now?I like them. I haven't had one for ages.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:34,
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Yeah, well they were like those 'duo' bars to Beadle.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:35,
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I hate myself for laughing at that.It is late though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:36,
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And probably a bit stoned and pissed I'd imagine.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:37,
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Nope. I normally save that for the weekend
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:38,
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Alright, seen it and clicked it now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:20,
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Wow. This place looks well different when it's not hidden in the bottom corner of the screen, away from the bosses prying eyes!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:21,
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Everyone posts naked at this hour as well.Alright Jase
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:22,
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Im in shorts if that counts..?Alright.
Im not drunk or stoned though :(
Early start
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:25,
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Nor am IAlthough I intend to remedy that shortly.
Kids mean I always have an early start, but fuck it you can sleep when you're dead.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:28,
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Something I will never have to endure...I don't even envy you.
Only child here too, sorry Mam and Dad :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:29,
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Surely you should be apologising for the homosexuality rather than the no kids thing?(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:30, Reply)
Meh. They got to spend my wedding fund on a few holidaysThey had their fun
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:34,
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I'm stark naked and strainingly erect.You can probably take my pulse all the way from Cov.
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Are you cybering with GeeJay?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:29,
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I had to disconnect before the authorities got involved.Filth, I tell you.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:30,
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nah, just living my wild life online.All the rage 'round these parts eh.
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