How can you say that Honeydew is tasteless?
It's fucking spectacular.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:48, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It fucking isn't.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Bloody is

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I like half a Charantais melon, with the seeds scooped out and the hole filled with Pineau Des Charantes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Pineau Des Charantes my amazingly small penis
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Ah no, a Galia melon is better for that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)

That's a funny name to call your penis

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:53, Reply)

MARRginally too slow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Fuck.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I'd take a wank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:56, Reply)

The texture and the taste of any melon is rank.
Even if you put 'honey' in front as a way of saying "Im lovely really".
They ALWAYS put it in fruit salad combo things and now they're in Tangfastics.

It's a conspiracy.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:53, Reply)