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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't like that thread.
What don't you like?

What DO you like?

Great, now I have Goody Two Shoes by Adam 'alternator' Ant in my head. I don't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:28, 256 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I liked Theoban. I'm sad that he's dead :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Yeah me too, what happened there, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Is he really dead or just online dead?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:32, Reply)
He went to meet Monty in a dodgy east end boozer and was never heard from again.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:33, Reply)
STUNNED

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Fucking Hell.
That's awful. Him and Barry must be really regretting meeting that grey haired old cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I HOPE HE DIDN'T LOSE HIS HEAD

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Still alive on Twitter

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:33, Reply)
so have we upset the poor mad-haired Mark Knopfler fan?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:35, Reply)
how can you be sure he is not a ghost?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Hmm, good point

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:37, Reply)
1. Does he look like Bruce Willis?
2. Does he look like Padraig Swayze?
3. Does he look like Timothy Claypole?

If 'no', he's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Is this Ghost Who?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:41, Reply)
This ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Me too.
What did you all do to him:(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:35, Reply)
I don't know, all I do know is that people that visit Stunned's manor don't tend to be seen again.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:41, Reply)
The truth will out!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Peanuts, they fucking reek
I fucking love lasagne

Never been a fan of Adam Ant, although his diet did help me lose weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:30, Reply)
one of your best gags, that one

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Aye, it was rather good

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:32, Reply)
What you do?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Don't chew ever

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)
What you need is a dose of my universal earworm cure
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqsAye_EiA0
You can thank me later


This maybe cruel, you don't have sound at work do you?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I don't like all the horrendous bullying on this board.
I mean, okay, sure, teasing other people is fun enough, but when it comes back at you, it's too much.

I mean, all I wanted to do was mock Gonz's spelling of 'ideal' as 'idol', and suddenly his sig is telling the world scurrilous lies about me.

I DON'T WATCH AMERICAN IDOL.

I watch X Factor
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)
What this place needs is a mod to sort it all out.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:39, Reply)
The problem is that someone people get away with it, and others don't
It's what killed /talk, and it'll end up killing this place. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Have you come from the future to warn us all?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I...erm...NO.

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Yeah, it's not what you know
it's who you know.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Quite

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:43, Reply)
You clearly don't know anybody.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:44, Reply)
You're on one today tangles!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I know lots of people!
They just all hate me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I know you're a knob?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)
I know you'll be getting a slap tomorrow night.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I hope you regret at least some of the things you said about frisbee

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:44, Reply)
I have never said anything unpleasant about Frisbee
He sent me a frisbee in the post. I wouldn't dare upset him...he has my home address.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)
then why did you gaz me telling me you had to bleach the frisbee incase he had jizzed in it then slurped the jizz from the frisbee before he sent it to you
that's not a very nice thing to say
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)
OK ALRIGHT I DID SAY THAT
But it's not hygenic, Glued. It's just not hygenic.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)
That's mainly because it's terminally dull
And I should know, as I am too
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Yes, but it didn't used to be
It used to be the way this place is now. But better, because of the way it's laid out. This whole concept of creating new separate threads isn't the best way for a place like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)
it does my head in two hats

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I disagree

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I agree with this.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)
As is your prerogative

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:01, Reply)
But I respect your right to have your own opinion on this matter

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Thank you
Likewise, I respect your opinion and hope that we can agree on any future topics that may present themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Indeed, but in the event that further disagreements on comparitively inconsequential matters arise
I hope we can still remain civil.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)
and i hope that a little nest of fire ants gets into your crotch and nests in your pubes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I think that is extrememly likely

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)
I get bullied terribly, sometimes its all I can do to log on again

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:55, Reply)
And yet you do, like a bad smell and despite all our best efforts.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:56, Reply)
I'm eating a pinklady apple I normally like them but this one is terrible
terrible
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I've never eaten pink lady fruit.
It smells funny.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:35, Reply)

u a
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Are you from Suth Africar?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Umm, no?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Et smills fanny

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:43, Reply)
*phones home sex-chatline*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Tag you're on

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:37, Reply)
i like you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Hi Monty off the Internet
I don't like butter in sandwiches or rolls.
I do like going to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:38, Reply)
my gran doesn't like butter in sandwiches or rolls
what the fuck is wrong with you both?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:40, Reply)
It make me vomit. That's what's wrong with me.
I can't speak for your Gran.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Her gag reflex went years ago, along with her back doors

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Obviously I still have mine.
*practices deep throating*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:43, Reply)
this^
Bread and butter is fucking lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Bread is. Butter can piss off unless melted.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:43, Reply)
^that
/fat povvo northern tastes
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:44, Reply)
*high-fives*
*steals loaf*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:45, Reply)
*tries to give chase*
*gets stitch, gives up*


*has coronary*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)
*starts chest compressions*
*defcon Bongle*
*shame*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)
My fattest friend is the same
Fucking weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)
That depends on the filling.
If it has mayo etc. then fine. Otherwise you have yourself a dry bap.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Dry is the way. Bread and meat is all you need.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Mayo mings

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I don't like Watermelon. Vile stuff.
I like trance/house/tech music and cooking.
I also love a bit synth pop. Yeah. And what?

What went on with Adam Ant? Paedo or just mental? I get confused with who is a fiddler on the roof these days.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Well he hates Portsmouth
Not enough to stop playing paid concerts there, you understand...but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I don't *hate* anywhere.
There are places that I wouldn't want to be seen dead in, but hate is for humans and there's a lot of humans to hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:44, Reply)
^ someone who has never been to Southampton

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Southampton Dunstable
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)
My best friend went to Southampton university.
I've been there TWICE
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Southampton's nicer than Pompey
But then, I AM biased.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I see that...
and raise you Blackpool
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)
He went completely menkle.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:40, Reply)
wasnt he thrown out of a resturant naked or suttin?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:53, Reply)
I am pretty sure, it was something like that
He was sectioned soon after
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:56, Reply)
It turned out that ridicule *is* something to be scared of
Particularly when it is coming from several voices in your head.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:41, Reply)
MOT is something to be scared of

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:42, Reply)
that's a bit hardcore

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Melon in general is shit and tasteless.
Avocado can fuck right off as well.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:44, Reply)
From someone whose signature dish is Findus Crispy Pancakes with McCain Happy Faces

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Ahh
"Freezer surprise"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)
The eighties called.
They want their dinner back.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)
The 90's called
They wanted their joke back
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Mango is a load of shit too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)
How can you say that Honeydew is tasteless?
It's fucking spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)
It fucking isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Bloody is

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:51, Reply)
I like half a Charantais melon, with the seeds scooped out and the hole filled with Pineau Des Charantes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Pineau Des Charantes my amazingly small penis
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Ah no, a Galia melon is better for that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)
That's a funny name to call your penis

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:53, Reply)
MARRginally too slow

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)
I'd take a wank

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:56, Reply)
The texture and the taste of any melon is rank.
Even if you put 'honey' in front as a way of saying "Im lovely really".
They ALWAYS put it in fruit salad combo things and now they're in Tangfastics.

It's a conspiracy.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:53, Reply)
with you on these b3ffy
Watermelon is alright though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)
I dont like cricket, oh no
^lies, I actually do

I dont like bamboo shoots or water chestnuts. Their texture is all kinds of wrong. I do like strong lagers, red wine and wanking like a chimpanzee on speed
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I, on the other hand, DO like bean sprouts and water chestnuts
Man, we're like the capulets and the montagues over here!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Two halves of the same jigsaw, man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Bean sprouts, yes
Water chestnuts, fuck no.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)
FUCK no?
Bit strong
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)
"I'm sorry, match.com is unable to accept this profile."

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:45, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)
i like having fun with friends and finding the perfect present/treat for someone and sunny beaches
i don't like red wine, the tube, racism, people who talk out of their arse, or kroney's cardigran
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I wasn't a huge fan of red wine
I discovered Rioja and never looked back.
I love me some Cava.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:56, Reply)

a y
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:57, Reply)
beaujalois and pinot noir for some easy drinking reds

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)
bender

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)
they were suggestions for chutneyjay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I love my red now.
Mulled in Winter.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)
*Red wine fives*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)
I could quite happily never drink white wine again in my life
Robust fruity reds, however, nomeroonie.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)
It just don't agree with me Monts I'm the same with white spirits

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I don't like waking in up in hospital, as I did last night.
One minute I'm in Sainsbury's, the next I'm in a bed in the Royal Free.

Back home now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Is this virus woes or epi woes?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Not epi related apparently (they can tell via a blood test to see what certain brain juice levels are to determine that)
Apparently I've got a viral infection(throat, ears, etc.) and a biotic infection (stomach). Combination caused me to keel over. Rather embarrassing. .

I've got to go back later to have some more tests.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:57, Reply)
argh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:57, Reply)
did you shit yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Nope. I didn't have a seizure.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)
well I'm glad you're ok

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)
What Nakers said.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)
yes... but that was hours before this happened

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)
HE SHIT HIMSELF HERE AT HOME

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)
HE OWNS IT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Yikes!
Glad you're ok.

Did you get the cctv footage?

SHARE!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Did you walk under a trolley and hit your head?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:51, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Tips hat... Well played madam

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:53, Reply)
God, you're a pansy.
Have some Lemsip and man the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:51, Reply)
It's a shame you were in a populated area
you might have choked to death if you'd been alone.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)
put a sock in it Al, fucks sake

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)
+ and some washing powder

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Whoah, nasty.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:58, Reply)
for fucks sake, why did Tesco have to start selling socks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:59, Reply)
haha
I bet the one in Bath sells them
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)
I dont like that I have to spend £400 for a set of tyres
and that I started the day in a great mood and now for no particular reason I am in a fucking rage.

Todays earworm, Sword of a thousand men
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Fun fact.
Those thousand men all had their heads cut off by Monty's brother's mate. Now, normally this chap would've been in trouble, but luckily these thousand men had all been known as disruptive by the coppers so they looked the other way because paperwork.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Hoorah, Hoorah, Hoorah, Yea

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Hormones.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)
^blobbing^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)
all over YD

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I'm down at the service desk to get something fixed on my computer
The tech guy is googling the problem ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)
You could just gaz Kroney
I'm sure he will sort it out in no time
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)
apparently my comp has trust issues...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Trying to get onto another tree within the forest, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)
has it been hurt before?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)
It was breast feeding in public and another computer shouted at it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Glad you turned up what year is the Focus?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)
2013

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)
So it has the whole bluetooth package then?
my wife has the 2011 fiesta
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)
And by coincidence
she appeared in a 2003 Fiesta...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I hear the brail version is much better

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)
2003MARR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)
+reader's wife award

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Marr too slow

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)
*is MARRdy*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I think sporters was better.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)
It was... But I was quicker
Also for reference these are the ratings that his missus gives us
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)
haha
this made me chuckle far to much
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)
No one is glad he turned up

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)
My mum loves me.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)
She loves us all Alfonze

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)
But I'm the only one she reads a story to afterwards

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)
and one day she'll be dead
and someone will draw you a nice picture of her rotting green corpse bouncing merrily away on top of their swollen phallus to cheer you up.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I hope so.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)
it caught me up to my nuts in an apple mac with 30m of cable shoved up my arse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)
It was probably most upset that you shelled out for the Apple "uptothenuts" adaptor
when you could have been up to the nuts in it, adaptor-free.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Haha
It's more than our IT department do. "Nah, mate...not within my remit"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Google is a valid technical resource

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)
your mum is a valid sexual resource

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Only for deviants

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)
o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)
It's generally what we do

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)
i rang our IT team with an issue yesterday
after my stupid computer fucking froze with instructions to counsel that had taken about 4 hours to draft on the screen.

i was not inspired with confidence when he jumped on my machine remotely, and promptly said, "what the hell does that mean?"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)
SAVE YOUR WORK OFTEN
Get them to setup autosave
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)
autosave is a fucking god send

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)
it wouldn't be necessary if computers didn't fuck themselves up regularly
i hate computers
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Save as you're going along. If you don't and your machine freezes
and you lose 4 hours work, the attitude will be "it's your own fucking fault".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)
*IT high-fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)
it was on autosave
that's not the point. the point is, it took 30 mins to fix, which was 30 mins where i could do no work, and that costs the firm money. WHY HAVE WE UPGRADED TO A SHINY NEW SYSTEM THAT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK AS WELL AS THE OLD ONE?

the worst is this message that pops up saying "CATASTROPHIC FAILURE" accompanied by an icon at the bottom of the screen of a furtive little man legging it out of a door.

nobody in our IT team seems to know why that message appears. or what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I don't care about any of that shit.
You got the new system because the old system was probably out of support. Now shut up and stop whinging. Talk to me when something's actually broken, not when you're just bloo blooing because you'd be happier with a typewriter you knuckledragging Luddite HEATHEN
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)
^ customer service award imminent.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)
^ 'Star Of The Month' Award
or as we call it the "Doing the job you're fucking paid to do" Award.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)
They're usually awarded to the miserable, hormonal 50 year old woman who keeps threatening to leave and spends half her time crying the bogs, lamenting her diminishing monthly cycles.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)
at 50?
i fucking hope they've gone long before then
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Rachel in showing total lack of knowledge of how her own body functions.
www.nhs.uk/conditions/Menopause/Pages/Introduction.aspx
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)
you know what, i bloody well would
no freezing, no losing the last few paragraphs, nobody scratching their balls on the other end of the phone and making me ruin my heels and nails crawling around under the desk to "turn it off and on again"...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)
We implant webcams under the desks for just such a reason

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I bet there's traces of Tipp-ex on your screen....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)
i'm not blonde

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Tipp-ex rust
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)
I like breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Er the melon conversation is up there ^^^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)
So?
BOOOOBS
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)
my parents went to the galapagos for their 30th wedding anniversary
apparently the blue footed boobies live on one island, and the red footed boobies on another, and they never breed and make purple footed boobies, ever.

why not?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Probably because they're different species.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)
doesn't stop dogs, does it?
there was a picture doing the rounds recently of labradoodles, dachsdoodles etc, and the caption was "poodles will fuck anything"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Breeds are not species.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)
but surely a blue footed booby and a red footed booby are the same species?
badger????

anyway, being different species never stopped lions and tigers, or horses and donkeys, or your mother and father, did it? so THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Lions and tigers, horses and donkeys, dogs and wolves etc are not different species.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)
and your parents?
anyway, wiki says you are WRONG. lions and tigers are the same genus, but different species.

surely this must also apply to boobies. the fucking things are identical, apart from their feet.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Also not different species.
Basically, if those birds aren't breeding, then they probably can't breed. This makes them a different species. Boobies have about half a dozen different species.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Different SUB-species.
Actually, you're right with Lions and Tigers. They can breed but it's very difficult. That one's a bit of a grey definition.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)
i know you are getting all this from google and wikipedia.....

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Specifics, yes.
Although the distinction between a species and a breed isn't exactly difficult to grasp.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Well, duh. Of course it's difficult
have you ever tried to fuck a tiger? You'd be lucky to get out with your clothes intact.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Thats right...
You have to get the sugar coated breakfast cereal out first... then you can hammer away
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)
I'm not a taxinomy specialist, sweetie.
But it would appear that Boobys are the genus and Red-footed, Blue-footed (and Masked, Brown and Peruvian for that matter) are all different species, so yes they can't breed.

pffft. Masked Boobys. arf.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)
If by red you ACTUALLY mean ginger
I think I may know the answer
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)
well, i don't
i mean RED. ON THEIR FEET.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Have you ever thought that you may be colour blind

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)
no, but i've thought that you might be a flaming tool

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)
haha
I AM
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)
( . ) ( . )

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Why do gay men like boobs so much?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Because they can get away with it, GIRLFRIEND

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Show us your bangers love.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)
nearly every gay man i've ever met LOVES boobs
but i did meet one the other night who wrinkled his nose and said, eeeeew, tits.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)
bebbeh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I'm not fussed about them.
They can be a place of comfort though.
Fun to grab? Like a stress ball.

Possibly not fun for the woman.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)
it's what some men call "foreplay"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Ahh... romance.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)
I understand the first 5 words but that last one
HUH?????
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I like dancing.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)

dancing skipping in a circle
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)
what about Romancing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Depends if i'm in the mood.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Prancing more like

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)
I would like to add that I don't like chutney

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)
For the love of god, will someone start a new thread please

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)
So why are you constantly ferreting for it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)
CHUTNEY FERRET?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)
I SHOULD COCO!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)
CHUTNEY FERRET
CHUTNEY FERRET CHUTNEY FERRET CHUTNEY FERRET CHUTNEY FERRET CHUTNEY FERRET CHUTNEY FERRET CHUTNEY FERRET CHUTNEY FERRET CHUTNEY FERRET CHUTNEY FERRET
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)
How do you know what I do in the bedroom?
Ferreting is a horrid visual.
Worked for Richard Gere.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)
10CC's zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)
whoah nooo - YOU LOVE IT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

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