There is a brothel diagonally opposite my flat.
Above 'Billy's Cafe', which is nice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:00, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And not too pricey.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Convenient.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:05, Reply)

London is great.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Is this a usp, for selling your flat?
Greasy spoon, and knocking shop?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)

You don't want to know why the spoon is greasy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Thats no spoon.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

there's a brothel in cathays called touch of class
we used to hilariously refer to it as touch of ass
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:07, Reply)

How do you even find out about stuff like that?
It turns out I've lived down the road from full-blown Eastern European slave-brothels on three separate occasions in my life and I only found out when the local paper broke the story when they got raided and shut down.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Yeah, "turns out"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

*Palms out shrugging gesture*

( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:22, Reply)

that sounds like quite a coincidence

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

That wherever I go a bunch of human traffickers force doped up Czechs lured over with the promise of a new life
into sleeping with fat bankers?

Yeah, that is kind of a coincidink.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)

It's really, really fucking obvious.
At 7pm there are a load of ropey looking Slav birds hanging around outside waiting for the start of their shift, and then throughout the night carloads of ugly Pakis go in and out. If you're lucky, at about 7am you can see giant loads of bedding being taken out for laundering.

It's been mentioned in the residents' newsletter repeatedly.

It's so cool!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Oh, I never saw any of that.
They were all in Guildford, so you probably had to make an appointment with a secretary first, or something.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Typical busy body residents association.
Is there a discount if you show your residents assoc card?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)

They're so grotty I expect they accept Oyster cards.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)

12 in, 13 out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:20, Reply)

where do you swipe them?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Under their gunts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:30, Reply)

salt, fish and cheese

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Pre-sloppy fuck starter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Go on then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:35, Reply)

*slaps*
I told you not to speak with your mouth full.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Across the buttocks

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Diagonally opposite the brass house I visit...
there's always some bearded hippy standing in the window of his flat, watching and wanking. It's off putting when I'm busy degrading Slovak whores.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Christ,
what have you got to do to degrade a Slovak whore?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Call them Croatian

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:28, Reply)

brothels generally make good tenants because they are keen to keep their heads down so they always pay the rent on time
apart from the whole immoral user thing, obviously.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Immoral?
That's rich coming from you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:31, Reply)